What was billed as the biggest week of the year was completely uneventful and not suspenseful in the slightest.

Crystal Lake Counselors (MaT) defeats STD Zombies (Steve)

The Fandango’s (Carlin) defeats The Fudge Bay Packers (Jeremy)

Foul Smelling Discharge (Jeff) defeats 49ers (Nate)

Here’s the current standings:

1. Crystal Lake Counselors: 7-1
2. STD Zombies: 5-3
3. Foul Smelling Discharge: 5-3
4. The Fandango’s: 3-5
5. The Fudge Bay Packers: 2-6
6. 49ers: 2-6

What the heck happened this week? It started off a little strangely when it was revealed that Jeremy didn’t fill out his starting roster, causing Carlin to win by default 103-16. Then the “Brother vs. Brother” showdown turned out to be a dud. Jeff handily dismantled Nate 107-69. By the way Nate, thanks for refusing to trade Chad Johnson to me! Then the Clash of the Titans, the battle of the top two teams of Steve and Mat, fizzled as Tom Brady accounted for a zillion more touchdowns and the STD Zombies were blown away by the Counselors of Crystal Lake 147-87.

Next week offers some intriguing matchups. Foul Smelling Discharge takes on the Counselors in hopes of gaining ground in the standings, The Fandango’s are in a must-win situation against the STD Zombies, and Nate looks forward to the only bright spot on his schedule: when he plays the Fudge Bay Packers.

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