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30 Days of Suck in 2-D

30 Days of Night was pretty cool….until they showed the vampires. This movie blows and seriously, the head vampire was the most non-frightening vampire since Zandor Vorkov. He reminded me of a gothic cross-eyed Russian hobo. I’m still wondering why the vampires didn’t just knock out all the generators that were apparently being used to light up the entire town like a Christmas tree?

Continuing my sucky horror movie night, I caught Night of the Living Dead 3-D, in glorious 2-D because the DVD doesn’t come in 3-D apparently, and it is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking Children of the Living Dead bad. Expect a review soon. On the DVD extras, the director said the found out Dead was in the public domain so they decided to do a remake. For the love of Romero, don’t see this movie. Sid Haig, shame on you.

Steve, you and I must get to work on a Night remake.

4 Comments

  • Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

    Steve, you and I must get to work on a Night remake.

    Let’s fucking do it. Of course we haven’t had much luck filming zombie movies in the past. Maybe we can make one using the insane amount of cash we’ll get after the uber-successful Outpost Doom.

  • Posted October 30, 2007 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    *cough* contrarian *cough* …what? Who said that? Not me! :)

  • Posted October 31, 2007 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    I’m just not easily seduced by any Hollywood production values :)

    If anybody can explain anything the vampires did in that movie that made any damn sense, I’ll give them a shiny quarter.

  • Posted October 31, 2007 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    OOOO!!!! They drank blood and decapitated victims so they wouldn’t be turned into vamps. Vampires do that sort of stuff. That will be one shiny quarter please.

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