In no way am I condoning buying Rob Zombie’s Halloween, but if you head over to the official site, you can play a flash game where you star as Myers. The goal is to stab the digital people as much as possible until they die. It’s sort of mind boggling that a 5 minute sucky flash game has more entertainment value than the entire film it’s trying to sell you. Of course, I’m actually playing into exactly what Zombie wants. I’m linking to an advertisment for the film. Don’t buy it, though. Instead, take out your anger on Zombie in a catharsis of digital knife stabs. Just pretend that all the poorly rendered character haven’t washed their hair in ten years and you should be good to go.

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