I think I’m alone now…and I might have Necrosis
Our pals over at TerrorTube are going to be interviewing 20th century pop star and 21st century Playboy covergirl Tiffany. Remember her? Why are they doing this you ask? Cuz she’s acting in a horror flick called Necrosis. The film involves a group of friends who become snowed in at an isolated cabin and become haunted by the spirits of the Donner Party…or could it all be in their heads?
Sounds cool. And Michael Berryman is in it. Anyways, if you have a burning question that you’ve always wanted to ask Tiffany, submit your question on this blog. With some quality and a little bit of luck perhaps your question will be asked when they do the interview.
I’m just curious: now that Tiffany is getting into horror, is Debbie Gibson gonna follow suit? In fact, now that I think about it, the coolest movie ever would be a slasher film starring long lost 80’s teen pop stars. The New Kids on the Block are the obligatory camp counselors. However, a killer is on the loose. In between bouts of cat fighting with Debbie Gibson, Tiffany heads off for an obligatory shower scene. Meanwhile, Ralph Macchio and Emilio Estevez are found brutally murdered with copies of Teen Beat shoved down their throats. After a wild cabin sex fest with Molly Ringwald, Kirk Cameron freaks out and run into the words screaming “I’m sorry Jesus!”. Just then, Ringwald is butchered while laying nude in the cabin bed. When the New Kids arrive, they see Ringwald smiling, 16 Bloody Candles, lit, sticking out of her punctured chest. Suspicion immediately falls on Kirk Cameron: it’s gotta be the Evangelical. We turn our attention back to Tiffany, still washing herself in the shower. What’s this? Debbie Gibson joins her? Looks like they’ve made up…
Long story short (cuz this is getting ridiculous): Tif and Deb are strangled in the shower with mountains of cassette tape. One by one, the New Kids are picked off until only Joey McIntyre is left. As the killer approaches menacingly, wearing a New Edition t-shirt, Joey blurts out “I knew you guys couldn’t handle our success!”. A mask is pulled away to reveal not Bobby Brown, but DONNIE WAHLBERG! Wahlberg then dances all over Joey’s face, crushing in his head. He calmly walks into a cabin, picks up the phone, and dials a number. After a brief pause, he says “Yes, I can totally do this horror thing”.
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Jeff said:
I saw the Playboy pics of both Tiffany and Debbie Gibson… neither one was that great. In fact, I was sort of disappointed that Gibson would do that - shatters the fond memories of her squeaky-clean image (not disturbing enough that I wouldn’t look, of course
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Belinda Carlisle, on the other hand… rowr
Wes Laurie said:
Well…the interview went up at Terrortube…no one here asked any questions , but that is a funny as hell creative rant
MaT said:
Honestly, even I couldn’t think of a single thing I’d want to ask Tiffany.
In fact, I had completely forgotten she existed until you brought her up
Wes Laurie said:
I think the playboy aspects were covered nicely over here with Jeff’s comment…when it came interview time she was too nice and I’m not a hard hitting tabloid reporter so I kept things less risque..that and she is married and if that was her husband that answered the phone he didn’t sound like a fella in a good enough mood to listen to his wife answering questions about her naked body on the cell phone next to him while they were driving.
Al said:
Thought Tiff looked quite fab in Playboy. Deb, not much of a looker in any medium.
Fun, casual interview Wes… However, a bit bummed you printed her characters fate.
Yes, this comment is 6 weeks after the fact but I just found this site. and loving it so very much!