So I happen to be an organ donor. I don’t know why but my drivers license has the little donor heart symbol on it. Well I don’t want to be an organ donor. I hate people and want most of them to die from horrible diseases. So I think when I go to get my license renewed I’ll have my donor status revoked. Think about it. How many life saving organs can you donate after death? Six? Seven? I’m not really sure. I mean you can donate your eyes supposedly but you can live without eyes so those don’t count. I’m talking about stuff like a heart or your kidneys. We’ll say six organs. The way I look at it then is if you die and you’re not an organ donor, it’s like you’re taking six people with you then. And I know that’s not exactly the high score or anything but I still think those should count dammit.

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