Bare with me…

Cell phones are evil.

…would I really post that without a little bit of horror? No, lame.

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An artist creates replica severed body parts…out of bread.

I totally want stores to stock these.

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the new Indiana Jones film is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in a theatre. Imagine what would happen if you combined The Phantom Menace with the quality of Van Helsing and you might start to get an idea.

Did you know there is a scene in which Shia LaDouche swings from vines, Tarzan like, with the help of hundreds of CGI monkeys?

That doesn’t even scratch the surface of the sheer stupidity that is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

My god…

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some films: Cult of the Cobra (1955), This Island Earth (1955), It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955), The Atomic Man (1956), Voyage to the Pre-Historic Planet (1965), Blood Legacy (1971), So Evil My Sister (1974), The House of Seven Corpses (1974)

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Weekend One. May 16th-18th.

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our friends over at the Gods of Geek podcast have reviewed The Grand Horror on their latest episode. Check it out!

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episode is now up for your listening pleasure

Deejay hosts this week as we talk about the first weekend of shooting “Outpost Doom”, review Rob Zombie’s garbage filmography, and talk about the new Indiana Jones flick.

Enjoy

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Turn up the volume. It’s time to wake up.

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at the drive-in. one armed scissor

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