Veep Debate: Toss-up?

So, the much-anticpated VP debate between Joe Biden & Sarah Palin is over. If you ask me, Palin “won” this one, but not by much. I’m sure a Biden supporter would tell you that he was the victor. I guess, realistically, it amounts to a toss-up, a tie.

There’s all this weird fuzzy math out there that says, “A tie is actually a win for X because blah blah blah.” Hey, I’m a nuanced guy. I understand that many things are not just cut-and-dried. However, if you’re going to tell me that so-and-so “won” because they tied, or they “won” because “hey, at least they didn’t f*ck up.” …I’m not impressed with that. I wish we’d see a few more throats get torn out, a few more clear victors.

That’s throats torn out rhetorically, of course.

5 Responses to “Veep Debate: Toss-up?”

  • The one key thing I learned from last night’s debate is that Palin is ABSOLUTELY, POSITVELY, from Alaska. Because it felt like she kept reminding us of that fact in every other reply. And from a visual impression standpoint, just watching that one front bang keep getting in her eye, causing her to blink, was just annoying.

  • Palin lost. Changing the subject is the same thing as “I don’t know”. Biden knew his shit. Palin is still just a place to put cum.

    My favorite part is when Biden spelled out for all of the fucking retards how “Maverick” is a word for retards…like Trig.

  • Palin is just a parrot with a slightly irritating folksy tic. Seriously horror fans, just vote the issues, don’t judge a pageant.

  • She was getting on my nerves, gosh darnit!

  • This wasn’t even close. Joe Biden crushed.

    Palin is awesome at dodging questions and spewing talking points. Last night my girlfriend said “Why is she refusing to answer the questions?”

    Oh, and it was nice to hear that Palin wants Cheney-esque levels of power for the VP. What a psycho.

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