As if clowns weren’t evil enough on their own
September 5th, 2009 by Jeff
The Splattercast
Episode #187
A pair of mindbending films.
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Lee Sands said:
Ah hell yes!
MaT said:
Dibs on Coach and the frying pan.
Lee Sands said:
There’s a frying pan? Right come on Wii port!
Ronin said:
dont hold your breath on a wii port
Jeff said:
Sell your Wii on eBay and get an Xbox
Sn4tcH said:
Sadly, no L4D for Wii… but this looks pretty cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAbgAIE0Dqg
Lee Sands said:
If i sold the Wii my two little brothers would kill me! They’ve got to have there Smash Brothers fix.
Sn4tcH said:
And with good reason.
MaT said:
I stood outside in sub zero temperatures for 5 hours to get a Wii. Played it for about 6 months and now it’s in a box somewhere, probably never to see the light of day again.
Lee Sands said:
You think with the WiiFit technology they could use that to make a decent shoot em up.
Ronin said:
Like MaT, I stood in line all night for a Wii. Barely play in. Smash Bros was the game that made me stop playing the Wii. Rehash. All 360 baby, woooo
Lee Sands said:
Et tu, Ronin?
Ronin said:
Can’t help it, 360 is were it’s at.
Dibbs on the glupper in L4D2 by the way
kid chaos said:
playing video games really? SPENDING 300 dollars so you fags can shoot each other.I guess since you live in the midwest that all you got.No maybe nebraska football.(hey mat still no torrrents of grand tampoon even pirate bay does not have it).
Borp said:
This game is gonna kick so much ass,
Ronin said:
Kid Chaos, do you realize that the video game industry has makes more money then the film industry does? I know! It’s crazy to think a video game can get more positive reviews then a Rob Zombie or Eli Roth movie. In fact, Halo 3 holds an entertainment sales record for opening day sales, earning $170 million in 24 hours.
Have any of you guys seen the two new enemy types they’ve shown? The Jockey and Spitter? The Jockey is kinda like the Hunters. They’ll jump on you and what not, but they ride you, for lack of a better term, around the environment damaging you along the way. That’ll suck having one of them jump on you, leading you away from the group. Then there are the Spitters. They spit toxic shit on you. Think of them like Boomers, just a different kind of boom. I know I haven’t played L4D lately, but I can’t wait to grap my glupper and katana and take it too this zombie bitches, Red Dawn style baby! Wolverines!!!!
Lee Sands said:
Just ignore him Ronin and if we’re lucky he’ll finally give up. You know I’m starting ot think he was made up by one of the Splattercast members.
Wave said:
Lee Sands you may be right but isnt that what the internet has been known for now, arguing with faceless people and other people taking on an alias for whatever reason? Feeding into their need for attention since the only way they can get it is through a thread or post. If it is one of the lantern crew, good form, way to ruffle the feathers of some of the fans to get some extra buzz on your site. Anyway they should make a Killer Klowns from outer space game who wouldnt have fun shooting a Kotton Kandy gun?
MaT said:
I certainly believe this Kid Chaos fool was created by somebody. Wasn’t me, though. I’d be embarrassed by the lack of imagination and creativity.
His IP Address pointed towards an area just north of Atlanta, Georgia. His e-mail address claims his name is Ted Bell. There just happens to be a Ted Bell that lives in Cumming, Georgia…which would be absolutely hilarious if that was our guy
Fake Larry said:
It’s not one of mine because if it was, he’d be razzing you all endlessly over the fact that you felt compelled to stand in line in the cold to buy a video game, let alone one you no longer play. Did you really have to have it right away? Apparently not. Rabid consumerism is both disgusting and very funny, as are the Trendy. Ell Oh Ell.
MetalMikey said:
All this matters not to me… because I still only have a PS2 and my “newest” console is a Nintendo DS. Um… anyone wanna buy me an X-Box 360, so I can be cool like y’all, and play me some L4D?
Ronin said:
Atlanta Georgia? It all makes sense now, that’s weird Chris Benoit murdered his family. Kid Chaos is obliviously behind it! We need to organize a search party. Volunteers we be appreciated….random movie quote
Lee Sands said:
I agree with Wave, bring on the Dead Clowns game! Play as the Clowns and kill all the humans!
Lee Sands said:
Yeah Wave bring on a Destroy All Humans game with the Dead Clowns.