New Teaser for The Skunkape Story
November 17th, 2009 by Jeff
Here’s a teaser for The Skunkape Story, coming soon from Retro Horror Remix. The film will debut here in Lincoln, Nebraska at the Joyo Theater on December 11th and will be available to download from the Retro Horror Remix website on February 1st. We wish the team over at Retro Horror Remix all the best on this new project!
Professor Bleak said:
As many of you know, I live in the deep-south where the Skunk Ape roams. I had a run-in with the beast myself, and know for a fact that it is real. I remember it well, it was on a Tuesday — or was it Thursday — anyway it wasn’t the weekend. I was frog-gigging near an old bog out back of my house when I smelled something worse than my girlfriends breath after she eats a skunk sandwich with extra head-cheese. I looked up, and across the bog I seen this hairy beast a statrin’ back at me. It let out this horrible low growl that made me nearly piss my pants. I was so scared I couldn’t move. My hesitation gave it time to leap across the bog and pounce upon me. I’ve never mentioned this to anyone before and don’t know why I’m revealing this now but, I was raped by a skunk ape. Watchin’ this trailer was like reliving that whole horrible incedent.