Women of Horror #99: Josie Maran
November 24th, 2009 by MaT
Apparently, boobs are destroying DeadLantern.com. Here’s to crashing more servers, or whatever the hell is happening to our site.
some films: Van Helsing (2004), The Gravedancers (2006)
Filed under: Women of Horror
Jeff said:
We may go down, but at least we’ll go down fapping!
Teen*Idol said:
Jeff, you just won the internet.
Explodey Jo said:
Does a mere two movies a “woman of horror” make?
MaT said:
Sure. She’s a woman and she’s been in horror.
Now if the blogs were labeled “Scream Queens”…then it might be stretching it
jonny Hoser said:
Alright the nipple shot. NICE, I would cover her with maple surrup it would tast so good because it’s maple surrup. Then I would shit all over her face and smear it aroud with my play thing and piss in her mouth and rub my ass all over her sopping wet vagina oh yeah I said it peace
FZR said:
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha Jonny Hoser wins!….
But you see jonny there is a thing or two you have to realize about a women like that.She is a women of class to get her covered in Syrup…You have to work her up to that with things like the. Huckleberry Chocolate moo chugger. Or something like the Da Vanci Code. or perhaps a couple of sack-o-lantern’s. Cause I mean if you just go at her all willy nilly with the out getting her there. She is most definitely gonna go at you with the Yankee Chili Surprise…I assure you no man I repeat no man wants that from anything sexy lady be she famous or non famous.
So take my advice if you are about to give a class act a lil D.O.C. Heed my advice always always give her the ole Taffy Pull. Or your gonna be punching the clown for the rest of your days.
Teen*Idol said:
Oh dem’ sleepy boys!