Outpost Doom and The Grand Horror reviewed on Horrorphilia
Everyone knows about Horrorphilia‘s upcoming loss to us in the Wishmaster Cast Battle, but what you probably don’t know is that, well, they actually exist. That’s right, we’re not making it up, it’s an actual “podcast”. I know, you all that it was just a dumb joke we were playing on you. We decided a while back to steal their 3 listeners by allowing them to review Outpost Doom. Because they need the spotlight on their shitty podcast, and the fact that they are like hungry dogs begging for our table scraps, they decided to dedicate an entire show to us. Yeah, that’s right, in the midst of our battle, they felt the need to slurp us with free press (bad publicity is still good publicity!).
Their show is up now.
I’m not going to listen to this episode because no Texan or Swede is even qualified on any level to discuss horror, so why bother? But there it is for those of you who are curious.
I notice in the show notes that they claim to read an “e-mail” from me. That’s weird, cuz I just got one from Borp and Gonzo that I’m going to read on next week’s show….
Oh, and Deejay is all about capitalism (except when he’s being a socialist and funding our moviemaking adventures at a loss) and wants me to remind all of you that you can rent The Grand Horror, or buy it, from Amazon.com
P.S. Look at this…could it be? 
Filed under: Dead Lantern News, Outpost Doom, The Grand Horror
Prof. Bleak said:
Congrats on the IMDB!
mits777 said:
I think we give a fair honest spoiler free review of Outpost Doom. We actually liked The Grand Horror more than it sounds like yall did.
jamie said:
You got a letter from us? Can’t you do anything original?
jamie said:
Its funny you hate on the Swede when he is your biggest supporter. Where is the love? Is that how you treat your friends. I was not apart of that show cause my reviews would have sent you home to your Mom to cry on her shoulder. Should have spent $800.00 on acting lessons.
MaT said:
fail.
you’re cute for a chick, jamie. You don’t need to stuff your bra on our account, though.
DeeJay said:
I wouldn’t say socialist, more like poorly selected investment opportunity.
MaT said:
Just listened to this. Good job, fellas. Fair criticism, to be sure. I had a feeling Outpost Doom would be a little awkward viewing when I heard Mitts hate on House of the Devil’s “slowness”
Mitts, I’m going to create a list of old horror movies that you have to watch. Hell, I’ll even come on Horrorphilia to walk you through how awesome these movies are if you need me to
mits777 said:
Hell yeah im up for that. Ive seen probably seen less than 10 black and white horror movies my whole life. From 1980 up ive seen probably 90% of everything. We’ve discovered a lot of cool 70′s horror since we’ve been doing the podcast.