Hell hath no fury like a Twilight fan scorned
Hat-tip to Professor Bleak on the forum. Okay, so maybe a Twilight fan is the lowest of the low-hanging fruit – but I’m still going to laugh at this fan letter raging at The Wolfman.
To whom this may concern:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!
Regards: Kayla P
Teen*Idol said:
O_O
Wave said:
This is so laughable mostly because I’m Team Edward….. :\
Lee Sands said:
See kiddies if you watch Twilight you’ll turn into a moronic douche like the person who wrote this piece of crap.
PhanWolf said:
Can…. can we kill it? Please?
Jeff said:
Yes, but you’ll probably also be getting laid by nubile Twilighters who are discovering all these new urges.
Pros and cons to everything.
Explodey Jo said:
Hilarious
Lee Sands said:
I can only see goth guys getting laid by Twilighters. Plus all the ones I’ve met are stupid as hell.
pinkishblack said:
I want to say “at least she can spell and properly type a sentence unlike most teens,” but the dumb contained within her writing kinda negates anything positive I can find to say about it. Stephanie Meyer, how I hate you and your fans.
Jeff said:
To be fair, my wife read all the Twilight novels. She didn’t make me go to this latest movie, so I’m cool with it
Lee Sands said:
@Jeff – That’s because she loves you Jeff and doesn’t want to see you suffer.
@pinkishblack – Don’t hate all the fans man, they can’t help it if there moms were heavy drinkers whilst pregnant.
Teen*Idol said:
@Jeff – “Yes, but you’ll probably also be getting laid by nubile Twilighters who are discovering all these new urges.” …..
…. Please, tell me more
gONZO said:
Wow, This bee-otch, needs a life. PLease someone slap the shit out of Kayla P!! And teach her how to use correct english!
Cinemetographer_X said:
Duh, we eventually find out that Jacob is not really a “werewolf” per se, more of a “shape shifter” whose tribe just so happened to glam on to the wolf as their shape to “shift” into.
Like, Duh!
Team Bella!
tower 200 said:
Can this be utilised by somebody only needing to lose around 10 pounds?
Jaclyn Overcast said:
I adore Twilight! I can barely wait for Twilight Eclipse! I’m so infatuated with taylor, lol.
I still think that the first film was the best, but New Moon certainly wins in eye candy lol
Man With A Mind said:
I think I just vomitted a little in my own mouth.
And a lot on the settee too.