<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Dead Lantern &#187; Comedy</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.deadlantern.com/category/comedy/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.deadlantern.com</link>
	<description>Site redesign in progress, please pardon our mess!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:04:52 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Pizza Boomerang</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2012/01/09/pizza-boomerang/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2012/01/09/pizza-boomerang/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=11328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="500" height="284"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GrKSWocbbdw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GrKSWocbbdw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="284" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2012/01/09/pizza-boomerang/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>You know what ol&#8217; Jack Burton always says at a time like this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/18/you-know-what-ol-jack-burton-always-says-at-a-time-like-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/18/you-know-what-ol-jack-burton-always-says-at-a-time-like-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T.J.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Trouble In Little China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Or Die]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Burton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kurt Russell]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=10865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Keep Kurt Russell In The Dark &#8211; watch more funny videos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/2760bf24aa" width="480" height="308" frameborder="0"></iframe>
<div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2760bf24aa/keep-kurt-russell-in-the-dark" title="from BenZoltowski">Keep Kurt Russell In The Dark</a> &#8211; watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a>      <iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F2760bf24aa%2Fkeep-kurt-russell-in-the-dark&amp;send=false&amp;layout=button_count&amp;width=150&amp;show_faces=false&amp;action=like&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:90px; height:21px; vertical-align:middle;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>
</div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/18/you-know-what-ol-jack-burton-always-says-at-a-time-like-this/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Walkie Talkie Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/09/the-walkie-talkie-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/09/the-walkie-talkie-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=10810</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="500" height="284"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WUxR-ELasrw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WUxR-ELasrw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="284" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/11/09/the-walkie-talkie-dead/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m so fresh.</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/10/30/im-so-fresh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/10/30/im-so-fresh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 15:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=10733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="500" height="369"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j6N4vQ6m360?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j6N4vQ6m360?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="369" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/10/30/im-so-fresh/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Oh Professor Bleak&#8230;how does it feel?</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/04/04/oh-professor-bleak-how-does-it-feel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/04/04/oh-professor-bleak-how-does-it-feel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 04:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead Lantern News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=8494</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Top 100% in the nation folks. Ranked under 3000 out of nearly 6 million!!!!! How&#8217;s everyone doing in their brackets in this&#8230;oh, wait&#8230;that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m winning. Not only that, but in the top 100 percentile in the nation and currently ranked 2,945 out of over 5.6 MILLION brackets. But I wouldn&#8217;t want to gloat. &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Top 100% in the nation folks. Ranked under 3000 out of nearly 6 million!!!!!</p>
<p>How&#8217;s everyone doing in their brackets in this&#8230;oh, wait&#8230;that&#8217;s  right, I&#8217;m winning.  Not only that, but in the top 100 percentile in the  nation and currently ranked 2,945 out of over 5.6 MILLION brackets.   But I wouldn&#8217;t want to gloat. &#8211; Professor Bleak</p></blockquote>
<p>Bleak, of Explodey Files fame, has been bragging for the past 3 weeks about how awesome he has been at picking his NCAA bracket. In fact, he was crushing everybody as the above comment shows. We actually did a group for horror podcasters on ESPN. He was laughing all the way to the proverbial bank.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, <a href="http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/group?groupID=171875">he underestimated me</a>. It&#8217;s not how you start, it&#8217;s how you finish. Thanks UConn.</p>
<p>Eat it, Bleak!</p>
<p>P.S. will my win still count when the NCAA eventually strips UConn of its title for NCAA violations? <img src='http://www.deadlantern.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/04/04/oh-professor-bleak-how-does-it-feel/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Just whip it</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/25/just-whip-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/25/just-whip-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 14:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=8092</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8093" title="Whip it." src="http://www.deadlantern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/iwhipmyhair.gif" alt="" width="500" height="300" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/25/just-whip-it/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Some tips for the big game</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/04/some-tips-for-the-big-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/04/some-tips-for-the-big-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=7854</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hat-tip to geeky in the IRC for the vid link. I&#8217;m no sports expert, not by a long shot, but I do enjoy it on a baseline. We&#8217;ve heard from lots of friends, though, who seem to be downright hostile toward sports. This video will give those folks some pointers on enjoying the big game [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hat-tip to geeky in the <a href="http://deadlantern.com/chat/">IRC</a> for the vid link. I&#8217;m no sports expert, not by a long shot, but I do enjoy it on a baseline. We&#8217;ve heard from lots of friends, though, who seem to be downright hostile toward sports. This video will give those folks some pointers on enjoying the big game this Sunday.</p>
<p><object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IgAOZdmMk7Q?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IgAOZdmMk7Q?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/02/04/some-tips-for-the-big-game/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>lolring</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/01/05/lolring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/01/05/lolring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=7589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-7590" title="lolring" src="http://www.deadlantern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ringlol.jpg" alt="" width="496" height="9918" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/01/05/lolring/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Happy Holidays</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/12/21/happy-holidays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/12/21/happy-holidays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=7382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="500" height="281"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=17985665&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=FF0000&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=17985665&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=FF0000&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="281"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/12/21/happy-holidays/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>For Mat: Mega64 on Zombies</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/11/06/for-mat-mega64-on-zombies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/11/06/for-mat-mega64-on-zombies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=6770</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mega 64: Zombies.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/mega64/104/">Mega 64: Zombies.</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/11/06/for-mat-mega64-on-zombies/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

