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		<title>Precisely!</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/06/01/precisely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Human Centipede: The Video Game</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/05/25/human-centipede-the-video-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/05/25/human-centipede-the-video-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 23:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hat-tip to Wave on the forum for posting a link to Human Centipede: The Video Game.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hat-tip to <a href="http://www.deadlantern.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&amp;t=2277">Wave</a> on the forum for posting a link to <a href="http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/human-centipede-game/">Human Centipede: The Video Game.</a></p>
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		<title>Over 9000!</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/04/25/over-9000/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 01:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silly video, I thought it was funny]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silly video, I thought it was funny <img src='http://www.deadlantern.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Happy Lep&#8217;chaun Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/17/happy-lepchaun-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/17/happy-lepchaun-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Trust Profile Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/15/dont-trust-profile-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/15/dont-trust-profile-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<title>Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/09/academy-award-winning-movie-trailer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/03/09/academy-award-winning-movie-trailer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[hat-tip]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://beerorkid.com">hat-tip</a></p>
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		<title>Hell hath no fury like a Twilight fan scorned</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/24/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-twilight-fan-scorned/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/24/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-twilight-fan-scorned/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hat-tip to Professor Bleak on the forum. Okay, so maybe a Twilight fan is the lowest of the low-hanging fruit &#8211; but I&#8217;m still going to laugh at this fan letter raging at The Wolfman. To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hat-tip to <a href="http://www.deadlantern.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=29361#p29361">Professor Bleak</a> on the forum. Okay, so maybe a <em>Twilight</em> fan is the lowest of the low-hanging fruit &#8211; but I&#8217;m still going to laugh at <a href="http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247">this fan letter</a> raging at <em>The Wolfman.</em></p>
<blockquote><p>To whom this may concern:</p>
<p>This movie was a <strong>complete</strong> waste and I feel that it offends <strong>ALL </strong>Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a<strong> COMPLETE remaking </strong>of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was <em>until </em>I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a &#8220;were wolf&#8221;. I don&#8217;t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is &#8220;<em>supposed</em>&#8221; to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn&#8217;t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn&#8217;t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.</p>
<p>TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!</p>
<p>Regards:  Kayla P</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Danny Glover used to be cooler than he is now</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/22/danny-glover-used-to-be-cooler-than-he-is-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/22/danny-glover-used-to-be-cooler-than-he-is-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hat-tip.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://futurabolditalic.com/">Hat-tip.</a></p>
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		<title>Love Hurts</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/19/love-hurts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/19/love-hurts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little late since Valentine&#8217;s Day has passed, but this video should slake our thirst for arrow-based violence until Russell Crowe: Prince of Thieves comes out. Hat-tip, Bork.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A little late since Valentine&#8217;s Day has passed, but this video should slake our thirst for arrow-based violence until <em>Russell Crowe: Prince of Thieves</em> comes out. Hat-tip, <a href="http://beerorkid.com">Bork.</a></p>
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		<title>6 Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make</title>
		<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/12/6-mistakes-every-horror-franchise-must-make/</link>
		<comments>http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/12/6-mistakes-every-horror-franchise-must-make/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another time-waster link for you: Cracked.com&#8217;s 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make. I must admit, I unironically like at least half of the movies they lampoon in this piece.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another time-waster link for you: Cracked.com&#8217;s <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18413_the-6-baffling-mistakes-every-horror-franchise-must-make.html">6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make.</a> I must admit, I unironically like at least half of the movies they lampoon in this piece.</p>
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