Bryan and Wes, Wave, Steve, and myself played Red Dead Redemption for a few hours tonight. First poker, then Free Roam.
I’m sure we’ll all be talking about the poker tourney, as well as all the bets that were made and lost soon, but I wanted to mention something awesome. As anyone who has played RDR knows, if you max out on multiplayer, you unlock the mythical “Zebra Donkey”. I never actually thought I’d see one as you have to play like a zillion hours to get it.
Well, Steve, Bryan, and myself got the funny idea to steal a stagecoach and ride it through McFarlane’s Ranch. The ranch, unbeknownst to us at the time, was populated with about 7 Level 50 players. I had never seen a group of L50 players this big before. Our plan was to suicide bomb them, Al Qaeda style, by ramming the stagecoach into their group as Steve dropped dynamite. The plan backfired as Steve was gunned down immediately and we were summarily executed after getting about 10 feet within the town borders. This group then mocked us by stealing our coach and driving it around, no doubt laughing their asses off. We decided to take on this giant group of expert players. Just the three of us, in dramatic bid to steal back our coach…
Things weren’t going well. We were getting picked off by snipers and shot up by Buffalo rifles. Then, as I was sneaking around the back of the town trying to get behind one of them….I saw it. It was just there, hitched to a post. A Zebra Donkey. Something only the level 50 characters could obtain. So what did I do? I did what any self-respecting online player would do. I stole it and high tailed the fuck out of town, basking in the glow of the Zebra Donkey. I then had Bryan and Steve meet me on a hill, where they took turns riding the mythical Zebra Donkey, which is blazing fast. We then decided to ride through town, all three of us, with the Zebra Donkey, the ultimate middle finger. You may have stolen our stagecoach, but we got your donkey.
It was quite dramatic, the three of us blazing through town. I can only imagine the reaction on their faces as we rushed towards them. It didn’t take long for the hail of bullets to gun us down. But we didn’t mind.
We had ridden the Zebra Donkey.
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