Splattercast #85

Splattercast #85 has been uploaded, get it here. I haven’t listened to it myself yet; I just tacked on some music and uploaded the file. I take no responsibility for what went on in this episode.

Splattercast #84

Splattercast #84 has been uploaded. Our apologies to Greta Van Susteren.

Splattercast 83: Chronicles of an Owl Naming

Splattercast 83 is now up

This week, we read through some listener submitted dissertations of our show, review a new low-budget suckfest called Chronicles of an Exorcism, begin a new segment where we discuss the best horror films of each decade and then give the people what they’ve been waiting for: the naming of the Deadlantern mascot (?)

You wanted show prep. Now be content with boredom over humor :)

Splattercast #82

Get your drink on: Splattercast #82

Splattercast 80: The Linnea Quigley Special

Episode 80 is now up

A very happy birthday to Ms. Quigley who has now graced us with half a century on this earth! She’s older than our moms!

In this episode we happily invite Splattercast listener Paul in as a co-host for winning the Splatterpiece Theatre segment. Like the ungracious hosts we are, we talk so much that he barely gets a word in edgewise. Sorry Paul! We also pimp our listener Stuart’s band Black Helium and play his latest single “Consumed With Doom”, click the link to check em out! After that, we delve into the oeuvre of Linnea Quigley with reviews of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Jack-O while Deejay magically appears about half-way through the cast to tell us what he’d like to do to a 50 year old woman.

Once again, thanks to Paul for putting up with our unprepared shenanigans and for the kind words about TGH, it was fun!

Splattercast 79: Indiana Zombie and the Kingdom of Drunken Deejay

episode is now up for your listening pleasure

Deejay hosts this week as we talk about the first weekend of shooting “Outpost Doom”, review Rob Zombie’s garbage filmography, and talk about the new Indiana Jones flick.

Enjoy

Splattercast 78

Episode 78 is now posted

This week, we review Jeff and I revisit the French flick “Inside” and I give some thoughts on the indie flick “Teeth”. This episode also brings about the return of Splatterpiece Theatre. If you can guess which film the scene we recreate is from, you win a guest co-host spot on an upcoming Splattercast. No Googling! And as always, we go off on some tangents about comic books and give you the DVD releases for tomorrow. That and Deejay laments constipation.

Enjoy, and if you know the answer to this weeks Splatterpiece Theatre segment, e-mail us at: splattercast@deadlantern.com

re-uploading splattercast 77

a few of you brought to my attention the fact that Splattercast 77 mysteriously cut off after the 38 min mark. I thought I might have screwed up when I created the file in audacity so I went back and checked: I didn’t. The mp3 works just fine on my desktop. Apparently, the mp3 stopped uploading when i posted it. That said, I’m now re-uploading the working file so in a few minutes you should be getting the full episode 77.

including Deejay’s rant against blind people being employed. Enjoy, and my apologies for the initial upload screwup.

Splattercast #77

Much like Eight Belles at the Kentucky Derby, this episode needed to be euthanized for the good of everyone involved. We talk about… um… I don’t even remember what we talk about in this episode. I remember having a good time making it, though, so I hope you will have a good time listening.

Splattercast #76

Splattercast #76 has been uploaded. We used up all of our focus on last week’s Hellraiser episode so this one is very loose. Each of us casually review some horror movies that we watched over the weekend and Deejay reveals a soft spot for the Robin Williams tour de force, Bicentennial Man. Shout outs to Mail Order Zombie and Dried Blood Podcast for sending in the clips that bookend this episode.

Splattercast #74: It’s Alive!….and extremely boring!

Splattercast 74…It’s Alive.

We give our usual host Jeff the night off so he can recover from the physical exertion of packaging and shipping all of those TGH dvd’s, and in his stead you get ME!  This week, we review Larry Cohen’s It’s Alive trilogy and have a long discussion about nostalgia affecting the horror viewing experience that flies off into a tangent about practical vs. CG effects in movies. We then run down the dvd releases and Steve professes the hotness of a loyal listener. Steve, the Splattercast is not a vehicle for you to try and hook up :)

Enjoy!

Splattercast #73: Logic, not fun, is lost in The Ruins

Splattercast #73

We’re sans Deejay and Brady this evening so you’re in for a short cast. We talk a little about Uwe Boll and then get into our review of the week “The Ruins”.

Splattercast #72: This episode is our best yet! (April Fool’s!)

Splattercast #72

Every once in a while, a podcast has an off day. Technical difficulties throw everyone off their game, a lack of structure causes long awkward pauses, and every joke just falls flat. Unfortunately, that seems to happen to us every week. This week was especially bad, but luckily, it’s only 50 minutes long so you won’t have to suffer through it as long as you normally do. This week, we review the original April Fool’s Day as well as the recent re-gurgitation. To fill time, we read lots of DVD releases. And uh…that’s about it. Oh yeah, you should buy a copy of our movie.

Splattercast 71: Funny Games at Popeye’s Chicken

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Listen.

This week is all about reviews: Funny Games, Day of the Dead (remake), Shutter, Jumper, and Spiral. Deejay gives us the “facts” of how Popeye’s Chicken always pops up in low-income neighborhoods and we respond to a listener who e-mailed us about having sex with an alien that has morphed into a Playboy Playmate. Enjoy.

Splattercast #70: The Steve and Deejay Debacle

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Episode 70 is now posted.

Yet another train wreck this week (they seem to be happening with increasing regularity) as Deejay and Steve set the agenda. It’s all Critters all the time. There’s really not much else to say about this episode other than we apologize to any of our Roman Catholic listeners for Deejay’s drunken offensive comments. Take solace in the fact that Deejay is the Splattercast equivalent of Jeremiah Wright, only more lovable and slightly less Anti-American :)

enjoy.