Dead Lantern » The Grand Horror http://www.deadlantern.com Site redesign in progress, please pardon our mess! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:49:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I guess I’m supporting The Walking Dead :) http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/07/09/i-guess-im-supporting-the-walking-dead/ http://www.deadlantern.com/2011/07/09/i-guess-im-supporting-the-walking-dead/#comments Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:05:17 +0000 Mat http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=9391

 

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The DVD was supposed to be ready this month, but of course, we never meet our deadlines. So maybe next month…or the month after…who knows?

Also, Deejay wants you to know that The Grand Horror is available for 2 bucks on Amazon. Just like Charles Band, we’ve discovered some unsold original TGH DVD’s that were hanging out inside a musty old trunk underneath the stairs of Spooky McPhee’s haunted mansion. There’s been talk of bundling them with OD, or maybe taking them to Horrorhound Weekend in November where we might have a DL booth set up.

Some of you may know that we are prepping a new film this summer. It’s actually going to link the events of TGH and OD into our mythology. Whereas both of those films took place after the darkness event, our new film will take place before, during, and immediately after and will include characters and locations from the first two films to give you a bigger sense of what exactly is going on with all the monsters running around the greater world at large. All of this will be wrapped around the coolest slasher film you’ve ever seen. More info on that in the coming weeks….

Big things are on the horizon from Dead Lantern Pictures!

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Really, who is watching The Grand Horror?

I just checked the Amazon page and here’s the current stats:

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #3,252 in Amazon Video On Demand (See Bestsellers in Amazon Video On Demand)

Popular in these categories: (What’s this?)
#2 in      Amazon Video On Demand > Movies > Horror > Haunted Houses
#2 in      Amazon Video On Demand > Movies > Horror > Teen Terror
#7 in      Amazon Video On Demand > Movies > Horror > Supernatural

This is crazy to me. Last time I checked this page, a few weeks back, we were back to being ranked in the 30,000′s after a brief initial climb to the 10,000′s. Now we’re number 2 in a couple categories? Bananas!

Well, what the hell? Help us get to #1! You can rent The Grand Horror for $2.00 or purchase it for $5.00. If you see us get to #1 in any category, take a snapshot, e-mail it to us (splattercast@gmail.com) and you’ll win a special prize.

Thanks!
]]> http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/04/06/seriously-who-is-rentingbuying-the-grand-horror/feed/ 4 There’s already a mistake… http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/13/theres-already-a-mistake/ http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/13/theres-already-a-mistake/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:33:34 +0000 Mat http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=5268 As you know, The Grand Horror is slowly being put up on imdb. Funny thing is, they’ve already screwed up. The “John Evans” that they have linked is not the John Evans in our movie. Which is weird, because I specifically listed the credit as a new person.

Oh, and it just goes to show how quickly Hollywood blowjobs can get you on imdb, as T.J. is the only other person listed :)

]]> http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/13/theres-already-a-mistake/feed/ 2 Outpost Doom and The Grand Horror reviewed on Horrorphilia http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/12/outpost-doom-and-the-grand-horror-reviewed-on-horrorphilia/ http://www.deadlantern.com/2010/02/12/outpost-doom-and-the-grand-horror-reviewed-on-horrorphilia/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:06:33 +0000 Mat http://www.deadlantern.com/?p=5251 Everyone knows about Horrorphilia‘s upcoming loss to us in the Wishmaster Cast Battle, but what you probably don’t know is that, well, they actually exist. That’s right, we’re not making it up, it’s an actual “podcast”. I know, you all that it was just a dumb joke we were playing on you. We decided a while back to steal their 3 listeners by allowing them to review Outpost Doom. Because they need the spotlight on their shitty podcast, and the fact that they are like hungry dogs begging for our table scraps, they decided to dedicate an entire show to us. Yeah, that’s right, in the midst of our battle, they felt the need to slurp us with free press (bad publicity is still good publicity!).

Their show is up now.

I’m not going to listen to this episode because no Texan or Swede is even qualified on any level to discuss horror, so why bother? But there it is for those of you who are curious.

I notice in the show notes that they claim to read an “e-mail” from me. That’s weird, cuz I just got one from Borp and Gonzo that I’m going to read on next week’s show….

Oh, and Deejay is all about capitalism (except when he’s being a socialist and funding our moviemaking adventures at a loss) and wants me to remind all of you that you can rent The Grand Horror, or buy it, from Amazon.com

P.S. Look at this…could it be? :)

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However, the greatest $300 movie ever made has finally gotten an air of “legitimacy”. It’s now available for rental on Amazon.com.

That’s right. We’re on Amazon.com. How crazy is that? If this doesn’t get us on IMDB, nothing will.

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