Greetings from T.J. …accidentally acting again.

Heya Dead Lantern folks! T.J. from the masterpiece of modern cinema that is The Grand Horror here to let you know that I’ve accidentally fallen into acting again. I have a friend producing some web content who needed some extras for a short series. There was a general script but it’s mostly improv material. Sound familiar? So I don’t have a heavy role in it (thank god) and I signed a confidentiality agreement so i’m not going to say anything specific about it for now but I got to work with some people who I consider really legit actors and I’m totally psyched. One of them pushes me! So i’m pretty stoked and totally know that I have no idea what i’m doing and it’s awesome! Mostly they just say, “Looked shocked!” and somebody walks in the room. I shoot again next saturday and I’ll let you know when you can take a look at what it is I’m doing!

Good Luck to the Dead Lantern folks working on Outpost Doom! (and I’m not saying that backhandedly at all, I really hope its going well, i’ve heard weather has been nuts back home lately.)

AvantTrash/DeadLantern Exclusive: “David’s Situation” Pilot Review

T.J. from AvantTrash here with a “scoop” for DeadLantern! My co-author AliUptown and I went to a taping of Bob Odenkirk and David Cross’ new show “David’s Situation” tonight and are the first to review it:

It’s not very funny, sorry. The first scene that is. Sure, pilots are messy, rough, and usually need a LOT of tweaking. In this case I think they’d need to revamp the show altogether. But this snap judgment is only in regards to the FIRST SCENE which we watched 3 TIMES via Closed Circuit TV from JUST OUTSIDE OF THE STUDIO because they overbooked the audience by about 40 people. So after waiting in line for like an hour at CBS they guide us to this craft services room with a 20-inch TV of the show being taped next door. Fucking Lame.

The show’s main angle seemed to be a 4th wall breaking mockery of sitcoms, delivered a bit half-assed with sitcom cliches that have already been parodied a hundred times. Any post-modernism intended seemed to swallowed up by it’s lack of originality. Harsh, I know but it seems to be well worn territory (remember Garry Shandling’s Sitcom?). So could this indictment be because we were bitter about not getting into the actual taping? Not really. I am a HUGE fan of Mr.Show who has sung its praises and done my part to indoctrinate everyone I know about it for more than a decade, and the only thing I could think about while leaving the studio was “my how they have fallen”.

To spoil it for you the plot of the mock sitcom is that David is done with the Hollywood life and moves to “middle America” to write for an in-flight magazine and becomes roommates with stereotypical hippie Matt Besser and a flag waving old guy played by nobody. (Bob Odenkirk is featured in a very short sidebit)

Hippie Matt: “Did you know that every time you hug someone it releases positive ions into the atmosphere?”
David: “Did you know that every time you hug a hippie you kill a practical thought?”

It had a few laughs but overall wasn’t what any of the 20 or so of us watching would call funny. The highpoint of what we saw was an intro delivered as David would in his standup where he blasts Jeremy Piven and the Hollywood Scene. “And I knew that it was too much when I saw that Jeremy Piven’s dog was wearing the same Von Dutch hat as me.” We didn’t stay for any of the other scenes (they killed the feed in between scenes and we’d already waited enough today) but outside of the studio on our way out we saw B.J. Porter, Mo Collins (featured in the first scene) and Jerry Minor. Before the show when we were parking the car we saw Janeane Garofalo walking to the studio, but can’t be sure she’s in the show or not (probably not).

Btw, David, are you done with standup? I think you are due for more. The inevitable failure of this pilot just might give him the opportunity to do so.

The scene did get a little better the more they worked through it so there is a slight possibility that with A LOT more work it could be passable but I don’t think we will be seeing a Bob & David lump of coal turned into a comedy diamond anytime soon.

Q&A with Summer Glau

wizarduniverse_summerglau.gifWizard has a Q&A with Summer Glau, one of the stars of the new Terminator TV series, and of course everyone loved her in Firefly, too. Mat has expressed disappointment with the new Terminator show; I myself have only caught a couple episodes, and I thought it was okay. I think all rational people can agree, however, that Summer Glau is hot sauce.

From the Wizard link: If killer robot Terminators all looked as good as Summer Glau, then we’d be running with open arms towards Judgment Day. But till that mushroom-clouded day comes, your best chance of meeting the actress who plays the arousing automaton on “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” will be at Wizard World Los Angeles on Saturday, March 15. Glau will be on hand for special signings and more at the LA Convention Center!

Our pal TJ (heartthrob star of The Grand Horror) lives out there in Cali, so maybe he can go to the Wizard convention and bang a terminator? He’s probably too cool to go to a comic con, though.