Guess what? The Heene kids (balloon boy) have a rap video. Yes, really.

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Saw this link via Twitter. I think she’s serious (?!) but I’m not sure. It’s pretty jokey. The whole thing is great, so it’s pretty hard to choose excerpts.

While your sex life during Ghost Hunting may continue normally, sex after the a real Ghost Encounter is probably going to be the last thing on your mind. Many women who hunt for ghost and paranormal beings often suffer from this and many other paranormal woes.

Many Ghost Hunters will tell you that sex is the last thing on their minds after hunting for ghost. Though their partners never seem to see eye to eye on this matter. Often the spouse accuses the partner of having sexual relations with a fellow ghost hunter. But the truth is many believe their wombs and in men their anus is infested by a real ghost. And as we all know their are real ghost that go after living sexual partners and their or many ghost hunters that wish to hunt these ghosts in particular.

Maybe this next bit explains some of Deejay’s bloody stool problems. Your ass is haunted, dude!

Many male ghost Hunters are prone to such anal ghost intrusions and possessions. In the past 8 years it has been related to me by a person that specializes in such removals that a particular ghost Hunter of well known fame has seen her more then once. He states he keeps getting re infected because it is like a open portal to them.

Colon Cleanse Products will not help you if you have an anal or colon ghost! But I recommend that you do them anyway for better health.

The colon is one of the most ignored organs in the human body. We brush and floss our teeth, exercise to improve our cardiovascular health, and then we go out and eat fast food and processed food because we’ve worked out and we “deserve” it. Unfortunately, it is the colon that takes the brunt of this kind of behavior and when toxins build up in the colon, it makes the whole human body feel lethargic and ill.

When you have a anal ghost waste elimination is more important than ever, and it is one of the most ignored issues that we choose not to face today.

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Okay, all you PC gamers can quit your bitchin’ because us console gamers can’t do this. Hat-tip to Jackie’s twitter.

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This is kind of messed up. A new Star Wars toy that lets you move shit around with your brainwaves. Think twice before you give this to your kid, especially if you’ve let him watch Scanners.

Utilizing advanced dry neural sensor technology, the Star Wars: The Force Trainer headset reads and interprets your brainwaves. As you concentrate, beta waves are generated. This information is translated in the headset into a digital signal and sent to the training tower, causing the training remote to rise and fall. The more you concentrate, the more you control the remote sphere. Advance through 15 levels of training, from Padawan to Jedi Master. With exclusive Star Wars sound effects, this headset will prove that the Force is with you!

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One Saturday recently, Mr. de Melo lay in the coffin, shouting into the cones in a voice that echoed into the countryside. “Help me! Come quick! I’ve been buried alive!”

It was only an equipment check — not an actual emergency. Mr. de Melo, a resort operator and politician, built a burial vault he could survive in because he’s gripped by a rare condition called taphephobia, the fear of being buried alive. “I have awful, awful nightmares of trying to dig myself out from underground,” says Mr. de Melo, whose physician father named him, presciently, for the pioneer of dream analysis.

Via Gizmodo

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That’s a screen shot from an Argentine movie called Scary X Pinche, or Scary Sex Movie. I found it while searching for a torrent of Richard Stanley’s somewhat hard-to-find Hardware for the upcoming Splattercast #103. I ended up finding a rip of a German Hardware DVD (Yay! Why is this not in print?) and on the same page of search results was this X Pinche thing.

It’s fucking bananas.

Scenes of a cheaply-costumed Freddy Krueger banging some chick? How could I not download that? There’s a bit with a dude who’s supposed to be Chucky from Child’s Play getting laid and then it actually follows the Child’s Play plot (sort of) where “Chucky” says some magic words and escapes his doll body, and the chick he just railed gets trapped in a doll body… and the doll gets the money shot on the chin. There’s a spoof where Merrin and Karras give Regan a DP. Gross and weird and hilarious all at the same time. Plus, being Argentine, the whole thing’s in Spanish which makes it like 10x better.

I think I should send it to the Sleepycast for a review; it’s definitely their kind of thing…

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File this under: Awesomely ridiculous and ridiculously awesome. Apparently, multiple Rambo sequels are in the works. If you remember Splattercast #63, I dug Rambo 4 quite a bit. Yes, I do understand the level of absurdity here… I simply don’t care. This shit is dope.

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So I’m flipping through the channels and I land on ABC, a major network here in the states for all our non-U.S. readers. The greatest infomercial I’ve ever seen is currently on and I’m watching it as I type this. It’s all about how EVIL! Darwin was! Ann Coulter is telling me that the only reason Nazi’s existed was because Darwin came up with the theory of evolution. Multiple “experts” are explaining to me how the Columbine killers went on their rampage specifically because they wore t-shirts with the words “Natural Selection” on them. Ah, just popped up on the screen, Dr. James Kennedy is hosting this wonderful infomercial (isn’t he dead? Did God send him back to spread the good word?). Quite literally, the people on this infomercial are saying EVERY ILL IN THE WORLD can be traced to Charles Darwin, including Coultergeist, who just said something like “I went to elite colleges and not even I knew of Hitler and the planned parenthood founder had so much in common!”

Okay, let me get this straight: The world has gone to hell since 1859 and everything bad that has happened can be traced to Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution: from Hitler to Dylan Klebold.

So does that mean everything bad that happened PRIOR to 1859 can be ascribed to, oh i don’t know, religion? I’m just asking because 4000 years of hell vs 150 years of hell isn’t really comparable, you know?

A word of advice next time you see people claiming evolution is the death of society, ask them why they are spending so much time preaching it when they could just do something really easy to end evolution’s popularity: disprove it. It is a theory, after all, and if you are smart enough to come along and say why it can’t be right then you’ll be the most famous person in the world. An no, Intelligent Design is not proof. You can’t combat evolution by insisting there is a supernatural element involved that can’t be proved.

What does this post have to do with horror? Other than Coultergeist being really frightening to look at and listen to, it’s just a plug for the Dead Politics Podcast which is hosted by Deejay, Jeff, and myself. Episode 16 will be posted late tonight.

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