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Deep Winter
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Red State
Evil Things
Grave Encounters
Quarantine 2: Terminal
X
Stake Land
13 Assassins
Sucker Punch
Black Death
I Spit On Your Grave
Dream Home
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Hatchet II
The Absent
Fallout: New Vegas
Monsters
The Expendables


Complete List



Book Reviews

30 Days of Night
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room
Abarat
Avatar's New Line Horror Comics
Berserk
Bestial: Werewolf Apocalypse
Cell
Da Vinci Code
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
The Devil's Labyrinth
Everville
The Exorcist
Fast Girls: Teenage Tribes and the Myth of the Slut
Fiskadoro
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Haunted
Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits
Imajica
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
Marvel 1602
Marvel Zombies
Marvel Zombies 2
Rage
Rue Morgue #64
The Ruins
Shock! Horror!: Astounding Artwork from the Video Nasty Era
Ultimate Nightmare
Ultra Violent #6
Ultra Violent #7
Ultra Violent #8
Videohound's Horror Show
Wolverine: Enemy of the State
Wolverine: The Best There Is
Wolverine: The End
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
Xombies
The Zombie Survival Guide

Game Reviews

Apocalypse
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Dark Sector
Dead Rising
Doom 3
Eternal Darkness
Excite Truck
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Final Fantasy XII
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
God of War
God of War II
Guitar Hero
Gun
Half-Life 2
Halo 2
Halo 3
Katamari Damacy
Killing Floor
Kingdom Hearts 2
Left 4 Dead
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Manhunt
Mario Golf Advance Tour
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks
Painkiller
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Predator: Concrete Jungle
Project: Snowblind
Radiata Stories
Red Steel (Wii)
Resident Evil 4
Rome: Total War
Shadow of the Colossus
Silent Hill: Homecoming
Spider-Man 3 (Wii)
Star Ocean 3: Til the End of Time
Star Ocean: The Last Hope
Star Ocean: The Second Story
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bro. Brawl
Transformers
Transformers: The Movie (XBOX 360)
Ultimate Spiderman (PS2)
Uninvited
Wii Sports
X-Men Legends
Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Movie Reviews

The 'burbs
13 Assassins
1408
2001 Maniacs
28 Weeks Later
3 Extremes
666: Demon Child
The 8th Plague
A Ripper Runs Through It
A Simple Plan
The Abandoned
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Abominable
The Absent
The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
Aftermath
Alexander
Alien
Alien 3
Alien Invasion Arizona
Alien vs. Hunter
Alien vs. Predator
Alien: Resurrection
Aliens
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
Alligator
Alone in the Dark
The American Nightmare
American Zombie
The Amityville Horror
An American Haunting
Ancient Evil 2: Guardian of the Underworld
Angel of Death
Anthropophagus (Splattercast Review)
April Fool's Day
The Arena
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)
August Underground (series)
Automaton Transfusion
Baby Blood (Splattercast Review)
Backwoods
Backwoods Bloodbath: Curse of the Black Hodag
Basket Case
Basket Case
Batman Begins
Battle Royale
The Beast
The Beast of Bray Road
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Beneath Still Waters
Beowulf (and Commentary)
Beyond Dream's Door
Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon (Splattercast Review)
Biozombie
Bite Me!
Black Christmas (remake)
The Black Dahlia
Black Death
Black Sabbath (Splattercast Review)
Black Sheep
Blackenstein
Blade: Trinity
Blindness
The Blob
The Blob
Blood Feast
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat
Blood Freak
Blood Relic
Blood Tide (Splattercast Review)
Bloodletting
Bloodshed
Bloodsuckers From Outer Space
Bloody Mary
Bloody Reunion
Blow
Body Melt
The Body Snatcher
Bog Creatures
The Bone Snatcher
Boogeyman
Bottom Feeder
The Bourne Identity
Broken
The Brood
Bucket of Blood, A
The Burning
Burnt Offerings
Butterflies
C.H.U.D.
Caligula
Calvaire (Splattercast Review)
Camp Daze
Cannibal Campout
Carnivàle: Season One
Carnosaur
Carnosaur 2
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Casshern
Cast A Deadly Spell
The Cave
The Changeling
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Cheerleader Camp (Splattercast Review)
Chopping Mall
Chronicles of Riddick
Chronicles of Riddick: Unrated Director's Cut
City of the Living Dead
The Cleaner
Clerks: 10th Anniversary Edition DVD
Closer
Cold Prey
Collateral
Conjure
Constantine
Control Room
The Cook
Crash
Creepshow III
Cronos
Cube
Cube Zero
Curse of the Demon
Curse of the Puppet Master
Curtains
Dance of the Dead
Daredevil: A Daring New Vision (Director’s Cut)
Dark Floors
Dark Harvest
Dark Reel
Dark Remains
Dark Water
Dark Waters
Darkness: The Vampire Version (Splattercast Review)
Das Hause
The DaVinci Code
Dawn of the Dead: Ultimate Edition
Dawn of the Living Dead
Day of the Dead (remake)
Day of the Dead (remake, Lee's review)
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dead and Breakfast
Dead and Deader
Dead Birds
Dead Clowns
Dead Heat (Splattercast Review)
Dead Life
Dead Meat
Dead Silence
Deadgirl
Deadlands: The Rising
The Deadly Spawn
Deadscapes: Broken Road (Episode 1)
Death Ship
Deep Rising
Deep Winter
Delivery
Demonicus
The Descent
Desperation
The Devil's Plaything
The Devil-Doll
Diary of the Dead
Die You Zombie Bastards!
Dig!
Doctor Strange
Doll Graveyard
Dolls
Don't Look in the Basement
Doom
The Doom Generation
Dream Home
Drive-Thru
Eaten Alive
Ed Wood
Embodiment of Evil
Entrails of a Virgin
Evil Clutch (Splattercast Review)
Evil Things
The Expendables
Experiments in Terror 3
The Eye
Eyes Without A Face
Fahrenheit 9/11
Fantastic Four
Fat Girl
Feast
Feed (Splattercast Review)
Fido
Fiend Without a Face
Final Destination 3
For Sale by Owner
The Forgotten
Fort Doom
Frailty
Frankenstein
Frankenstein Reborn
Frankenstein's Bloody Nightmare (Splattercast Review)
Friday the 13th
Fright Night
Frogs
Frontier(s)
Garden State
Ghost Lake
Ghost Rider
The Ghosts of Edendale
The Ghoul
Gilgamesh (anime series)
Ginger Snaps Back
The Gingerdead Man
The Girl Who Shagged Me
Glengarry Glen Ross
Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords
God Told Me To
Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film
Good Bye Lenin
Gothic Vampires From Hell: Battle of the Bands
Grace
Grave Encounters
Graveyard Shift
Grindhouse
Grotesque
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood
Gummo
The Guyver
H. P. Lovecraft’s Beyond the Wall of Sleep
H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds
Halfway Point
Halloween (Rob Zombie)
Hard Candy (Splattercast Review)
Harper's Island
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hatchet II
Haunt
Haunted Prison
Haute Tension
The Hazing
Head-On
Heebie Jeebies
Hell of the Living Dead
Hellboy: Director's Cut
Hellbride
Hellraiser: Deader
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Hellraiser: Hellworld
Henry V
Hero
The Hidden (Splattercast Review)
Hide and Creep
The Hills Have Eyes
The Hitcher
Hollow Man II
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher
Home Sweet Home
Homicidal (Splattercast Review)
Horror
Horror Business
Horror Rises From the Tomb
Hostel
Hostel: Part II
The House by the Cemetary (Splattercast Review)
House of Carnage
The House of the Devil
House of Wax
The House on Sorority Row
Hulk Vs.
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
I Spit On Your Grave
I, Madman
I, Robot
I, Zombie: A Chronicle of Pain
Ice Spiders
Idiocracy
Immortal (ad vitam)
In Good Company
In the Blood
In The Mouth Of Madness
Incident at Loch Ness
The Incredible Hulk
The Incredibles
Inga
Insecticidal
Inside
The Invincible Iron Man
Io Non Ho Paura (I'm Not Scared)
Island of Lost Souls
Isolation
It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door
Jack the Ripper (1976)
Jack-O
The Janitor
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Jersery Girl
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Just Before Dawn
Justice League: The New Frontier
Kaena: The Prophecy
Kamen Rider ZO
KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person
Kichiku
Killer Pussy
King Kong (1933)
Kinky Kong
Knife Edge
Koma
Lady Frankenstein
Land of the Dead
Last Exit
The Last Horror Movie
The Last Man on Earth
The Last Winter
The Legend of Hell House
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Little Red Devil
Long Weekend
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lost in La Mancha
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Love Liza
Lovecracked: The Movie
Lustful Addiction
The Machnist
Mad Love
The Mad Magician
Mail Order Bride
Malevolence
Man Beast
Man on Fire
Man with the Screaming Brain (Splattercast Review)
The Manson Family
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Dream Cruise
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Family
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Pelts
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Pro-Life
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Right to Die
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Sounds Like
Masters of Horror (Season 2): The Black Cat
Masters of Horror (Season 2): The Damned Thing
Masters of Horror (Season 2): The Screwfly Solution
Masters of Horror (Season 2): The V Word
Masters of Horror (Season 2): The Washingtonians
Masters of Horror (Season 2): Valerie on the Stairs
Masters of Horror (Season 2): We All Scream For Ice Cream
Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns
Masters of Horror: Imprint (Splattercast Review)
Mausoleum
Mean Girls
Microwave Massacre
Mirror, Mirror
Mirror, Mirror II: Raven Dance
MirrorMask
Mirrors
The Mist
Misty Mundae: Euro-Vixen Collection
Mondo Collecto
The Monster Squad (Splattercast Review)
Monsters
The Most Dangerous Game
Mother of Tears
Motocross Zombies from Hell
The Muffin Man
The Mummy (1959)
The Mummy Theme Park
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Murder Party
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
Nanook of the North
Napoleon Dynamite
National Treasure
Near Dark
The Necro Files
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow
Night at the Museum
Night of the Creeps (Splattercast Review)
Night of the Demons
Night of the Demons 2
The Night of the Hunter
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Night of the Living Dead 3D
Nightmare
Nightwatch
Nine Inch Nails (Live): Beside You In Time
Now You See Me, Now You Don't
The Number 23
The Omega Man
The Omen (2006)
Omen III: The Final Conflict
Onibaba (Splattercast Review)
Open Water
The Orphanage
The Outer Limits: Dead Man's Switch
Ozone
Pan's Labyrinth
Party Monster: The Shockumentary
Pecker
Pervert!
Pet Sematary
Phobia (a.k.a. See Prang)
Pieces
Piranha
Piranha 2: The Spawning
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
The Pit and the Pendulum
Plane Dead
Planet of the Vampires
The Polar Express
Polymorph
Popcorn
Postal
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Predator
Pulse
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings
Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
Puppet Master: The Legacy
Quarantine 2: Terminal
The Quick and the Undead
The Quiet
The Rage
Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Razors Ring
Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre
Red Cockroaches
Red Eye
Red Riding Hood
Red State
Reeker
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
Rest Stop
Resurrecting the Street Walker
The Return
The Return of Doctor X
Return of the Living Dead
Return of the Living Dead 2
Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave
Return of the Living Dead III
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis
Return to Horror High
Return to Horror House
Return to House on Haunted Hill
Return to Sleepaway Camp
The Revenge of the Living Dead Girls
Revenge of the Zombie
Rififi
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (Splattercast Review)
Ring of the Bishop
The Ring Two
Robo Vampire
Robot Monster
Rodan
Rojo Sangre
Romasanta
The Ruins
The Rundown
Satanic (Splattercast Review)
Saved!
Saw
Saw 3
Saw II
Saw IV
Scarecrows
The Scorned
Scrapbook
Scream Queen Hot Tub Party
Second Coming
Seed of Chucky
Seven Samurai
Severance
Severed
Sex & Fury
Shadows and Fog
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Shin Kamen Rider
Sideways
Silent Hill
Sin City
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slashed Dreams
The Slaughter (Splattercast Review)
Slaughter Disc
Slaughter Hotel
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
Slime City
Slither
Snakes On A Plane
Snakes on a Train
Sole Survivor
Something to Scream About
Speed Racer
Spider-Man 3 (Mat's Review)
Spider-Man 3 (Steve's Review)
Spiral
The Spirit
Splatter
Splatter University
Stake Land
Star Wars Trilogy (DVD Collection)
Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith
Starlit
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (Splattercast Review)
Stay Alive
Straw Dogs
Street Trash
Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
Suburban Nightmare
Sucker Punch
Super Size Me
Superman Returns
Superman: Doomsday
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tale of Two Sisters, A
Tales From the Crypt: Season 3
Tales From The Hood
Targets
Team America: World Police
Teeth
Tenacious D: The Complete Master Works
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
Terror Firmer
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Them
There's Nothing Out There
They Must Eat!
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
Three Extremes 2
Tiki
TMNT
The Toolbox Murders
Transformers
Transmorphers
Trapped Ashes
Trick 'r Treat
Troll 2
Troy
Ultimate Avengers 2: Rise of the Panther
Ultimate Avengers: The Movie
Ultraviolet
Un Chien Andalou
The Unborn
Undead
The Undying Monster
Unhinged
Uzumaki (Spiral)
V for Vendetta
Vampire Ecstasy
Venom
Video Violence
Video Violence Part 2
Videodrome
The Village
Voodoun Blues
War of the Worlds
Waxwork
Waxwork II: Lost in Time
The Werewolf
Werewolf in a Women's Prison
What Is It?
When Evil Calls
White Noise
Wicked City
The Wickeds
The Wicker Man (remake)
Wild Zero (Splattercast Review)
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled
The Witch Affair
Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
Witches of Breastwick
Within
Without a Paddle
The Wizard of Gore
The Wizard of Gore (remake)
Womens Prison Massacre
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
X
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
The X-Files: Season One Box Set
The Zodiac
Zombie 5: Killing Birds
Zombie Brigade
Zombie Night
Zombie Planet
Zombiegeddon
Zombies Gone Wild
Zombies on Broadway
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!: Strippers vs Zombies

Music Reviews

Autolux - Future Perfect
Beastie Boys - To The 5 Boroughs
Deadsy - Phantasmagore
Deftones - B-Sides and Rarities
Deftones - Saturday Night Wrist
Failure - Fantastic Planet
Failure - Essentials
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Green Day - American Idiot
Hum - You'd Prefer an Astronaut
Jimmy Eat World - Futures
Lacuna Coil - Comalies
Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me
Midnight Syndicate - The Rage: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Neva Dinova - The Hate Yourself Change
Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero
Nine Inch Nails: live @ Pershing Auditorium, Lincoln NE - Nine Inch Nails and Moving Units 2-17-06 (concert review)
Nirvana - With the Lights Out Box Set
R.E.M. - Around the Sun
Rilo Kiley - More Adventurous
Superchunk - Incidental Music 1991-1995
Team Sleep - Team Sleep
Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks - The D, and lots of directors
Thermals - Fuckin A
Tool - 10,000 Days
Tripping Daisy - I am an Elastic Firecracker
Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart
Year of the Rabbit - Year of the Rabbit



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