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Microwave Massacre

Directed by Wayne Berwick (1983)
Reviewed by The Splattercast Kumquats, added on Jul 24 2007


Note: In an attempt to update our review database, we are going to be posting a brief synopsis and comments about films we have reviewed for the Splattercast. Follow the link at the end of the "review" to go to the corresponding Splattercast for our full comments. The main review score is the average of everyone's scores.

Microwave Massacre is the story of a man who kills his annoying ass wife and accidentally eats her. He then finds he likes the taste and decides to start murdering whores and feeding them to his fellow co-workers. This week, we have a special world wide correspondent to help with the review. The movie sucks ass. Unsurprisingly, Jeff loves it :)

Jeff: 8/10
Brady: 3/10
Steve: 7/10
Owen: 4/10
Spooky: 1/10

Screw a whore, kill her, then eat her on Splattercast #35!

4.6 / 10




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