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Bog Creatures

Directed by J. Christian Ingvordsen (2003)
Reviewed by The Burned Retinas of MaT and Steve, added on Aug 3 2007

Note: In an attempt to update our review database, we are going to be posting a brief synopsis and comments about films we have reviewed for the Splattercast. Follow the link at the end of the "review" to go to the corresponding Splattercast for our full comments. The main review score is the average of everyone's scores.

Christian Ingvordsen, of Blood Relic and Fort Doom fame, pulls out his dick and slaps it around in our face's while giggling like a little girl. Bog Creatures is so bad that it nearly defies description. Not even an appearance by Debbie Rochon can save this eye gouger. There's no damn bog in Bog Creatures! How the hell is that possible?
MaT: -47/10
Steve: 0/10

Listen to MaT call on Ingvordsen to stop making movies on Splattercast #37!

-23.5 / 10

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