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The Splattercast

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Episode # 85 - Saturday, June 28, 2008
I don't have a clever title because I haven't listened to this one yet.
I wasn't there for this episode and I haven't listened to it yet. I'm just uploading it, so you can't pin any of this stuff on me. I'm not going to jail for you or anybody, man.
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Episode # 84 - Monday, June 23, 2008
Spider baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
From the set of Outpost Doom in Aurora, NE: The usual suspects (and some random folk milling about) chat about their favorite 1990s genre films and review Jack Hill's forgotten proto-TCM classic, Spider Baby, from 1968.
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Episode # 83 - Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Chronicles of an Owl Naming
This week, we read through some listener submitted dissertations of our show, review a new low-budget suckfest called Chronicles of an Exorcism, begin a new segment where we discuss the best horror films of each decade and then give the people what they’ve been waiting for: the naming of the Deadlantern mascot (?)
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Episode # 82 - Monday, June 09, 2008
The inevitable return of the great white drunk
Okay, you guys told us you preferred the drunken version of Deejay so that's what you're getting. I hope you're happy. Mixed in with the ranting and raving is an update on the Outpost Doom shoot and some half-assed reviews of a couple horror shorts.
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Episode # 80 - Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The Linnea Quigley Special
In this episode we happily invite Splattercast listener Paul in as a co-host for winning the Splatterpiece Theatre segment. Like the ungracious hosts we are, we talk so much that he barely gets a word in edgewise. Sorry Paul! We also pimp our listener Stuart’s band Black Helium and play his latest single “Consumed With Doom”, click the link to check em out! After that, we delve into the oeuvre of Linnea Quigley with reviews of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Jack-O while Deejay magically appears about half-way through the cast to tell us what he’d like to do to a 50 year old woman.
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Splattercast Archive

Episode # 1
Dead Lantern's inaugural Splattercast.

Episode # 2
How do you pronounce Anthropophagus anyway?

Episode # 3
Tobe Hooper sucks. Yes, we said it.

Episode # 4
Alien Foreheads attack!

Episode # 5
When Bigfoot Attacks Horny Co-eds!

Episode # 6
We love wheelchair bound mutes from Denmark

Episode # 7
There's no denying the bad ass-ness of Guitar Wolf

Episode # 8
We dickholes love our fried chicken! Joe Piscapo?...not so much...

Episode # 9
Silly Bitch and crew talk with the one and only T.J. Roe

Episode # 10
Monster fist sex, Stephen Hawking, and vampires taking over Kansas

Episode # 11
Succubi, Motherly love, Snakes, and a debacle of epic proportions

Episode # 12
Kung fu prison riots, chubby chasers, and the delicate art of watermelon carving.

Episode # 13
When Zombies attend raves, viewer pain ensues...

Episode # 14
Fornication Police, non-Screaming Brains, and Muffin Man Killers!

Episode # 15
Deadsy, Lovecraft, and El Charro. ME GUSTA!

Episode # 16
Much love for Fred Dekker. Mummy came in my house!

Episode # 17
Shilling for The Grand Horror, and why you shouldn't chat with teen girls online.

Episode # 18
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta review this Z-grade Hostel knock-off...

Episode # 19
Wii survival horror, Onibaba, and Israel joins OPEC!

Episode # 20
'Twas the Splattercast before Christmas... and 'twas pretty weak.

Episode # 21
Drunken debauchery, Ali's boobs, Scotch and horror videogames

Episode # 22
You don't have to be Catholic to find nuns terrifying, but it helps.

Episode # 23
The National Guard vs mutant hillbillies? The hills are rolling their eyes!

Episode # 24
Grindhouse and free DVD giveways. Lube required.

Episode # 25
The group returns with Three...Extremes of boredom

Episode # 26
It's Carnosaurs vs. Aliens with some loving censorship talk thrown in for good measure

Episode # 27
Video Violence and Drunken Deejay insults Stephen Hawking

Episode # 28
The Host, a Caprini Massacre, and love for Daniel Boone!

Episode # 29
Carnosaur goes brokeback, and the great Spidey 3 debate rages on.

Episode # 30
a Bug is taken to World's End by a Dust Devil...and nobody listens

Episode # 31
The worst Drive-Thru you've ever had

Episode # 32
Avast! Fly the Jolly Roger as the crew discusses (internet) piracy

Episode # 33
We check into room 1408 for some PG-13 vs. R Rated Horror discussion

Episode # 34
Transform and roll out to the Mummy Theme Park

Episode # 35
A gourmet splattercast courtesy of Microwave Massacre!

Episode # 36
A sexy and furious Splattercast featuring a Japanese exploitation flick and a contentious F13 debate.

Episode # 37
We review a very classy film for a change... and the clown car was never recovered.

Episode # 38
Popcorn, Zombie Jews, and is Resident Evil 5 racist?

Episode # 39
Cute puppies are hit with shovels as we review The Body Snatcher

Episode # 40
The House on Bore-ority Row

Episode # 41
The worst movie ever made. Seriously.

Episode # 42
The guys hit the bottle early after watching a matinee of Rob Zombie's Halloween craptacular

Episode # 43
Are horror magazines worth the price and Deejay's Montana Holiday Inn Jamboree

Episode # 44
At midnight we'll take your soul!

Episode # 45
A crummy new movie and a boring old movie, it's a double helping of horror disappointment!

Episode # 46
A bloody Korean slasher and lots of love for horror video games.

Episode # 47
Celebrate Columbus Day with a double-decker bologna sandwich!

Episode # 48
Steve and Mat get too close in a local haunted house, Deejay drinks some Road Dog, Brady plays some Halo, and Jeff laments his Fantasy Football team

Episode # 49
We talk paranormal investigations, horror westerns and I, Madman

Episode # 50
Uwe Boll grants us a great interview as we celebrate our 50th episode.

Episode # 51
All aboard the Finke express, choo choo!

Episode # 52
What's so funny about The Mummy?

Episode # 53
Corey Feldman joins the lamest frat ever.

Episode # 54
Get pissed about The Mist

Episode # 55
Zombies have attacked the Splattercast and they are here to eat our Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss!

Episode # 56
No Horror For Young Men....but rather politics, and sports, and Evil Knieval....

Episode # 57
Have a ho-ho-horrible Christmas!

Episode # 58
A requiem for two once-great franchises

Episode # 59
Have a Hatchety New Year!

Episode # 60
Like Frankenstein, this splattercast just will not die...

Episode # 61
Fan Appreciation Episode (a.k.a. Steve Tries to Get Some)

Episode # 62
Did that Cloverfield monster come from outer space? Are you serious?

Episode # 63
Badass machine guns!

Episode # 64
The Howling franchise: Vote "no" on werewolf amnesty!

Episode # 65
Unfortunately, Montag the Magnificent Can't Make The Sleepy Boys Die

Episode # 66
The Splattercast is BANNED IN CHINA as we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage

Episode # 67
The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards

Episode # 68
The Train Wreck Episode: MaT loses control of Deejay and Steve

Episode # 69
It's an Eliot Spitzer endorsed episode of lesbian vampire hotness. The sheer sexiness of this episode is enough to cause an orgasm. Listen with enjoyment.

Episode # 70
Critters blows. Critters 2 sucks. Critters 3 is unwatchable. Critters 4 is shit.

Episode # 71
After playing some Funny Games during the Day of the Dead, I closed the Shutter in order to watch Jumper. I then fell into a Spiral of suck that I could not escape.

Episode # 72
It's our best Splattercast yet! (April Fool's)

Episode # 73
Jeff, MaT, and Steve get stuck on the top of some Ruins and lament the fact that there are no hot girls with us. Manlove!

Episode # 74
It's Alive...and it's incredibly boring! How the hell did we talk for 80 minutes?

Episode # 75
Plumb the depths of Hell with the Splattercast crew as we take on the Hellraiser franchise.

Episode # 76
It's podcast potpourri as the guys review several different horror flicks.

Episode # 77
Another meandering no-theme episode. At least we showed up!

Episode # 78
This week we talk about the female anatomy and how scary it can be and how crazy motherhood can be.

Episode # 79
Indiana Zombie and the Kingdom of Drunken Deejay

Episode # 80
The Linnea Quigley Special

Episode # 82
The inevitable return of the great white drunk

Episode # 83
Chronicles of an Owl Naming

Episode # 84
Spider baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Episode # 85
I don't have a clever title because I haven't listened to this one yet.