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<itunes:summary>A weekly podcast bringing you horror news, gossip, and reviews.</itunes:summary>
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<title>Splattercast #85</title>
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<description>I wasn't there for this episode and I haven't listened to it yet. I'm just uploading it, so you can't pin any of this stuff on me. I'm not going to jail for you or anybody, man.</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>I don't have a clever title because I haven't listened to this one yet.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I wasn't there for this episode and I haven't listened to it yet. I'm just uploading it, so you can't pin any of this stuff on me. I'm not going to jail for you or anybody, man.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:38:05</itunes:duration>
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<title>Splattercast #84</title>
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<description>From the set of Outpost Doom in Aurora, NE: The usual suspects (and some random folk milling about) chat about their favorite 1990s genre films and review Jack Hill's forgotten proto-TCM classic, Spider Baby, from 1968.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Spider baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>From the set of Outpost Doom in Aurora, NE: The usual suspects (and some random folk milling about) chat about their favorite 1990s genre films and review Jack Hill's forgotten proto-TCM classic, Spider Baby, from 1968.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:54:06</itunes:duration>
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<title>Splattercast #83</title>
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<description>This week, we read through some listener submitted dissertations of our show, review a new low-budget suckfest called Chronicles of an Exorcism, begin a new segment where we discuss the best horror films of each decade and then give the people what they’ve been waiting for: the naming of the Deadlantern mascot (?)</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Chronicles of an Owl Naming</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we read through some listener submitted dissertations of our show, review a new low-budget suckfest called Chronicles of an Exorcism, begin a new segment where we discuss the best horror films of each decade and then give the people what they’ve been waiting for: the naming of the Deadlantern mascot (?)</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:08:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #82</title>
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<description>Okay, you guys told us you preferred the drunken version of Deejay so that's what you're getting. I hope you're happy. Mixed in with the ranting and raving is an update on the Outpost Doom shoot and some half-assed reviews of a couple horror shorts.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The inevitable return of the great white drunk</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Okay, you guys told us you preferred the drunken version of Deejay so that's what you're getting. I hope you're happy. Mixed in with the ranting and raving is an update on the Outpost Doom shoot and some half-assed reviews of a couple horror shorts.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:49:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #80</title>
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<description>In this episode we happily invite Splattercast listener Paul in as a co-host for winning the Splatterpiece Theatre segment. Like the ungracious hosts we are, we talk so much that he barely gets a word in edgewise. Sorry Paul! We also pimp our listener Stuart’s band Black Helium and play his latest single “Consumed With Doom”, click the link to check em out! After that, we delve into the oeuvre of Linnea Quigley with reviews of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Jack-O while Deejay magically appears about half-way through the cast to tell us what he’d like to do to a 50 year old woman.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The Linnea Quigley Special</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In this episode we happily invite Splattercast listener Paul in as a co-host for winning the Splatterpiece Theatre segment. Like the ungracious hosts we are, we talk so much that he barely gets a word in edgewise. Sorry Paul! We also pimp our listener Stuart’s band Black Helium and play his latest single “Consumed With Doom”, click the link to check em out! After that, we delve into the oeuvre of Linnea Quigley with reviews of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Jack-O while Deejay magically appears about half-way through the cast to tell us what he’d like to do to a 50 year old woman.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:10:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #79</title>
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<description>Deejay hosts this week as we pimp "Outpost Doom", review Rob Zombie's movies, and talk about Indiana Jones. </description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Indiana Zombie and the Kingdom of Drunken Deejay</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Deejay hosts this week as we pimp "Outpost Doom", review Rob Zombie's movies, and talk about Indiana Jones. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:53:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #78</title>
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<description>This week, we review the the French flick "Inside" and the indie hit "Teeth". We also bring back the fan favorite Splatterpiece Theatre and nerd out on the summer comic book films.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about the female anatomy and how scary it can be and how crazy motherhood can be.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we review the the French flick "Inside" and the indie hit "Teeth". We also bring back the fan favorite Splatterpiece Theatre and nerd out on the summer comic book films.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:53:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #77</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=77</link>
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<description>Much like Eight Belles at the Kentucky Derby, this episode needed to be euthanized for the good of everyone involved. We talk about... um... I don't even remember what we talk about in this episode. I remember having a good time making it, though, so I hope you will have a good time listening.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Another meandering no-theme episode. At least we showed up!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Much like Eight Belles at the Kentucky Derby, this episode needed to be euthanized for the good of everyone involved. We talk about... um... I don't even remember what we talk about in this episode. I remember having a good time making it, though, so I hope you will have a good time listening.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:38:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #76</title>
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<description>We used up all of our focus on last week's Hellraiser episode so this one is very loose. Each of us casually review some horror movies that we watched over the weekend and Deejay reveals a soft spot for the Robin Williams tour de force, Bicentennial Man. Shout outs to Mail Order Zombie and Dried Blood Podcast for sending in the clips that bookend this episode.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's podcast potpourri as the guys review several different horror flicks.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We used up all of our focus on last week's Hellraiser episode so this one is very loose. Each of us casually review some horror movies that we watched over the weekend and Deejay reveals a soft spot for the Robin Williams tour de force, Bicentennial Man. Shout outs to Mail Order Zombie and Dried Blood Podcast for sending in the clips that bookend this episode.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:00:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #75</title>
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<description>Your suffering will be legendary even in iTunes! Back at Spooky McPhee's house for this episode, we start off with a TGH DVD update (sold out!) and we finally catch up on some listener e-mail. Then our masochistic side comes out as we review the entire 8-part Hellraiser series. It's a franchise that started out strong but has lost its way in recent entries.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Plumb the depths of Hell with the Splattercast crew as we take on the Hellraiser franchise.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Your suffering will be legendary even in iTunes! Back at Spooky McPhee's house for this episode, we start off with a TGH DVD update (sold out!) and we finally catch up on some listener e-mail. Then our masochistic side comes out as we review the entire 8-part Hellraiser series. It's a franchise that started out strong but has lost its way in recent entries.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:14:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #74</title>
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<description>We give our usual host Jeff the night off so he can recover from the physical exertion of packaging and shipping all of those TGH dvd’s, and in his stead you get ME!  This week, we review Larry Cohen’s It’s Alive trilogy and have a long discussion about nostalgia affecting the horror viewing experience that flies off into a tangent about practical vs. CG effects in movies. We then run down the dvd releases and Steve professes the hotness of a loyal listener. Steve, the Splattercast is not a vehicle for you to try and hook up</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's Alive...and it's incredibly boring! How the hell did we talk for 80 minutes?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We give our usual host Jeff the night off so he can recover from the physical exertion of packaging and shipping all of those TGH dvd’s, and in his stead you get ME!  This week, we review Larry Cohen’s It’s Alive trilogy and have a long discussion about nostalgia affecting the horror viewing experience that flies off into a tangent about practical vs. CG effects in movies. We then run down the dvd releases and Steve professes the hotness of a loyal listener. Steve, the Splattercast is not a vehicle for you to try and hook up</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:20:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #73</title>
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<description>We're sans Deejay and Brady this evening so you're in for a short cast. We talk a little about Uwe Boll and then get into our review of the week "The Ruins".</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Jeff, MaT, and Steve get stuck on the top of some Ruins and lament the fact that there are no hot girls with us. Manlove!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're sans Deejay and Brady this evening so you're in for a short cast. We talk a little about Uwe Boll and then get into our review of the week "The Ruins".</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:42:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #72</title>
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<description>Every once in a while, a podcast has an off day. Technical difficulties throw everyone off their game, a lack of structure causes long awkward pauses, and every joke just falls flat. Unfortunately, that seems to happen to us every week. This week was especially bad, but luckily, it's only 50 minutes long so you won't have to suffer through it as long as you normally do. This week, we review the original April Fool's Day as well as the recent regurgitation. To fill time, we read lots of DVD releases.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's our best Splattercast yet! (April Fool's)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Every once in a while, a podcast has an off day. Technical difficulties throw everyone off their game, a lack of structure causes long awkward pauses, and every joke just falls flat. Unfortunately, that seems to happen to us every week. This week was especially bad, but luckily, it's only 50 minutes long so you won't have to suffer through it as long as you normally do. This week, we review the original April Fool's Day as well as the recent regurgitation. To fill time, we read lots of DVD releases.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:51:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #71</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=71</link>
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<description>This week is all about reviews: Funny Games, Day of the Dead (remake), Shutter, Jumper, and Spiral. Deejay gives us the "facts" of how Popeye's Chicken always pops up in low-income neighborhoods and we respond to a listener who e-mailed us about having sex with an alien that has morphed into a Playboy Playmate. Enjoy.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>After playing some Funny Games during the Day of the Dead, I closed the Shutter in order to watch Jumper. I then fell into a Spiral of suck that I could not escape.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week is all about reviews: Funny Games, Day of the Dead (remake), Shutter, Jumper, and Spiral. Deejay gives us the "facts" of how Popeye's Chicken always pops up in low-income neighborhoods and we respond to a listener who e-mailed us about having sex with an alien that has morphed into a Playboy Playmate. Enjoy.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:03:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #70</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=70</link>
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<description>Yet another train wreck this week (they seem to be happening with increasing regularity) as Deejay and Steve set the agenda. It’s all Critters all the time. There’s really not much else to say about this episode other than we apologize to any of our Roman Catholic listeners for Deejay’s drunken offensive comments. Take solace in the fact that Deejay is the Splattercast equivalent of Jeremiah Wright, only more lovable and slightly less Anti-American</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Critters blows. Critters 2 sucks. Critters 3 is unwatchable. Critters 4 is shit.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Yet another train wreck this week (they seem to be happening with increasing regularity) as Deejay and Steve set the agenda. It’s all Critters all the time. There’s really not much else to say about this episode other than we apologize to any of our Roman Catholic listeners for Deejay’s drunken offensive comments. Take solace in the fact that Deejay is the Splattercast equivalent of Jeremiah Wright, only more lovable and slightly less Anti-American</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:02:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #69</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=69</link>
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<description>We've been endorsed by Eliot Spitzer as this week is all about lesbian erotic vampire horror films. We review a plethora of stuff, including a couple Jess Franco flicks as well as Tony Scott's first film, The Hunger. We also discuss a bit about why we think people enjoy these films. Is it just to see some nudity or is there something deeper? Oh yeah, and we go off on a tangent about pizza. Deejay doesn't seem to have lost any of his crass form from last week. After apologizing to Brady, he then goes on to insult all of our handicapped listeners. Intro and outro music is from the latest Nine Inch Nails album, Ghosts. It's good. Go buy it.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's an Eliot Spitzer endorsed episode of lesbian vampire hotness. The sheer sexiness of this episode is enough to cause an orgasm. Listen with enjoyment.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We've been endorsed by Eliot Spitzer as this week is all about lesbian erotic vampire horror films. We review a plethora of stuff, including a couple Jess Franco flicks as well as Tony Scott's first film, The Hunger. We also discuss a bit about why we think people enjoy these films. Is it just to see some nudity or is there something deeper? Oh yeah, and we go off on a tangent about pizza. Deejay doesn't seem to have lost any of his crass form from last week. After apologizing to Brady, he then goes on to insult all of our handicapped listeners. Intro and outro music is from the latest Nine Inch Nails album, Ghosts. It's good. Go buy it.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:28:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #68</title>
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<description>That sound you hear is the Splattercast Express crashing. Drunk with power, Deejay decides to call out a missing Brady and everybody takes the opportunity to rag on Jeff. Is there any horror in this episode? Well, Deejay describes many frightening things and Steve tries to explain why he hates good movies. We also get a swell tune about Bruce Campbell from a listener's band and Deejay waxes philosophical. We'll be better next week. Hopefully.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The Train Wreck Episode: MaT loses control of Deejay and Steve</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>That sound you hear is the Splattercast Express crashing. Drunk with power, Deejay decides to call out a missing Brady and everybody takes the opportunity to rag on Jeff. Is there any horror in this episode? Well, Deejay describes many frightening things and Steve tries to explain why he hates good movies. We also get a swell tune about Bruce Campbell from a listener's band and Deejay waxes philosophical. We'll be better next week. Hopefully.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:12:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #67</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=67</link>
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<description>The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards. We honor the best the horror genre had to offer in 2007.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards. We honor the best the horror genre had to offer in 2007.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:14:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #66</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=66</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast66.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, Deejay calls in from a random family in Phoenix's living room, we chat a bit about the upcoming Splatcademy Awards, we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage, and probably get some poor Chinese listener arrested as we give some comments on China's banning of horror films, and almost certainly the Splattercast. In fact, I am hereby declaring that we are the first horror podcast banned in China! Sure...I don't have any evidence of this...but we here at the cast like ghosts and goblins, and I can guarantee you, unlike all the other horror podcasts, we were made right here in the good ole US of A. Ain't no lead paint on us, bitches!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The Splattercast is BANNED IN CHINA as we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, Deejay calls in from a random family in Phoenix's living room, we chat a bit about the upcoming Splatcademy Awards, we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage, and probably get some poor Chinese listener arrested as we give some comments on China's banning of horror films, and almost certainly the Splattercast. In fact, I am hereby declaring that we are the first horror podcast banned in China! Sure...I don't have any evidence of this...but we here at the cast like ghosts and goblins, and I can guarantee you, unlike all the other horror podcasts, we were made right here in the good ole US of A. Ain't no lead paint on us, bitches!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:07:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #65</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=65</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast65.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, a couple foul mouthed hicks from Tennessee who call themselves the Sleepy Boys guest host. Since guests, no matter how disagreeable we may find them, are subject to the ancient Greek principle of Guest/Host hospitality, and since we really don't want to piss off Zeus, we allow them to select the films for this week. Their choices? H.G. Lewis's The Wizard of Gore and Frank Hennenlotter's Basket Case. After our reviews, the cast then devolves into a discussion on feces (size, shape, consistency, etc.) before we wrap up with the DVD releases. </description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Unfortunately, Montag the Magnificent Can't Make The Sleepy Boys Die</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, a couple foul mouthed hicks from Tennessee who call themselves the Sleepy Boys guest host. Since guests, no matter how disagreeable we may find them, are subject to the ancient Greek principle of Guest/Host hospitality, and since we really don't want to piss off Zeus, we allow them to select the films for this week. Their choices? H.G. Lewis's The Wizard of Gore and Frank Hennenlotter's Basket Case. After our reviews, the cast then devolves into a discussion on feces (size, shape, consistency, etc.) before we wrap up with the DVD releases. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:07:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #64</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=64</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast64.mp3</guid>
<description>We make a lot of jokes about watching crappy movies so you don't have to, but this time we're dead serious: the Howling movies suck. Aside from the first one, which is moderately good, the franchise is total garbage and should be avoided. In this episode we review all seven films in the series and ponder how these movies kept getting made back in the 1980s and early 90s.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The Howling franchise: Vote "no" on werewolf amnesty!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We make a lot of jokes about watching crappy movies so you don't have to, but this time we're dead serious: the Howling movies suck. Aside from the first one, which is moderately good, the franchise is total garbage and should be avoided. In this episode we review all seven films in the series and ponder how these movies kept getting made back in the 1980s and early 90s.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:07:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #63</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=63</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast63.mp3</guid>
<description>We venture into non-horror territory to review both the first and the last Rambo films. We all agree that the original First Blood is a great movie, while opinions on the 2008 version are varied, to say the least. Hopefully this episode won't cause anyone to have a psycho Nam flashback.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Badass machine guns!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We venture into non-horror territory to review both the first and the last Rambo films. We all agree that the original First Blood is a great movie, while opinions on the 2008 version are varied, to say the least. Hopefully this episode won't cause anyone to have a psycho Nam flashback.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:57:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #62</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=62</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast62.mp3</guid>
<description>Holy crap! We managed to do a Splattercast under an hour (albeit by only 2 minutes). This week we all review the monster flick Cloverfield and discuss what we like and don't like about the trend of shaky hand-held cameras in film. Also, back by popular demand (and when I say popular, I mean me) is a new installment of Splatterpiece Theatre, complete with Masterpiece Theatre theme music! Enjoy!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Did that Cloverfield monster come from outer space? Are you serious?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Holy crap! We managed to do a Splattercast under an hour (albeit by only 2 minutes). This week we all review the monster flick Cloverfield and discuss what we like and don't like about the trend of shaky hand-held cameras in film. Also, back by popular demand (and when I say popular, I mean me) is a new installment of Splatterpiece Theatre, complete with Masterpiece Theatre theme music! Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:58:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #61</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=61</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast61.mp3</guid>
<description>This week it's all about the fans in an episode dedicated to listener e-mail, shoutouts, thank you's, and a bunch of nice voice mail messages we've received. You'll also get to find out why Tennessee is in dire need of some federal education dollars :) We honestly thank all of you for listening to the show and helping us become one of the top horror casts on the net (all 187,000 of you! ;) ). We'll bring the horror rock next week, today, it's all about you!</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Fan Appreciation Episode (a.k.a. Steve Tries to Get Some)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week it's all about the fans in an episode dedicated to listener e-mail, shoutouts, thank you's, and a bunch of nice voice mail messages we've received. You'll also get to find out why Tennessee is in dire need of some federal education dollars :) We honestly thank all of you for listening to the show and helping us become one of the top horror casts on the net (all 187,000 of you! ;) ). We'll bring the horror rock next week, today, it's all about you!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:14:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #60</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=60</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast60.mp3</guid>
<description>This is our massively long, 94 minute Frankenstein themed episode. We ended up watching and reviewing so many Frankenstein films that we had to skip all of the discussion topics we had planned because the episode was just running way too long. Highlights include reviews of almost every Universal Frank flick, a couple choice Hammer selections, Deejay's usual insane selections, and a contentious group debate over Mary Shelley's Frankenstein by Kenneth Branagh. I watched way too many movies, so I apologize for the length of the episode, but hopefully you'll learn a lot of information in between laughing a lot. In honor of Frankenstein, this episode just will not die. It keeps going...and going...and going...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Like Frankenstein, this splattercast just will not die...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This is our massively long, 94 minute Frankenstein themed episode. We ended up watching and reviewing so many Frankenstein films that we had to skip all of the discussion topics we had planned because the episode was just running way too long. Highlights include reviews of almost every Universal Frank flick, a couple choice Hammer selections, Deejay's usual insane selections, and a contentious group debate over Mary Shelley's Frankenstein by Kenneth Branagh. I watched way too many movies, so I apologize for the length of the episode, but hopefully you'll learn a lot of information in between laughing a lot. In honor of Frankenstein, this episode just will not die. It keeps going...and going...and going...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:34:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #59</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=59</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast59.mp3</guid>
<description>We spend a lazy New Year's Eve afternoon reviewing first-time director Adam Green's fun slasher flick Hatchet. Deejay shares a little bit about getting locked up in county and we wonder where we should take Dead Lantern in the new year.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Have a Hatchety New Year!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We spend a lazy New Year's Eve afternoon reviewing first-time director Adam Green's fun slasher flick Hatchet. Deejay shares a little bit about getting locked up in county and we wonder where we should take Dead Lantern in the new year.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:43:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #58</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=58</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast58.mp3</guid>
<description>I apologize for the horrible sound quality on this episode; we had issues with a new microphone. If you can endure the fuzzy audio, you'll hear all about our Christmas Day excursion to check out Alien vs Predator: Requiem in Grand Island. The movie bummed us all out, but we cheered ourselves up by talking about our favorite films and characters from the Alien and Predator franchises. Get to the choppa!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A requiem for two once-great franchises</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I apologize for the horrible sound quality on this episode; we had issues with a new microphone. If you can endure the fuzzy audio, you'll hear all about our Christmas Day excursion to check out Alien vs Predator: Requiem in Grand Island. The movie bummed us all out, but we cheered ourselves up by talking about our favorite films and characters from the Alien and Predator franchises. Get to the choppa!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:10:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #57</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=57</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast57.mp3</guid>
<description>Mat, Jeff and a totally hammered Deejay run through a handful of Christmas-themed horror movies including Silent Night Deadly Night, Christmas Evil, Santa's Slay and Black Christmas. We also give the Fresh Prince a big 'ol lump of coal for his disappointing new flick I Am Legend. Merry Christmas from your pals at Dead Lantern!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Have a ho-ho-horrible Christmas!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Mat, Jeff and a totally hammered Deejay run through a handful of Christmas-themed horror movies including Silent Night Deadly Night, Christmas Evil, Santa's Slay and Black Christmas. We also give the Fresh Prince a big 'ol lump of coal for his disappointing new flick I Am Legend. Merry Christmas from your pals at Dead Lantern!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:06:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #56</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=56</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast56a.mp3</guid>
<description>Splattercast #56 is an unusual episode. Originally, we were going to review Dog Soldiers and talk about werewolf flicks. Sadly, due to a family tragedy, we were unable to get the whole gang together. So, Jeff, Steve, myself and Deejay (who shows up half way through the damn episode) decide to do a completely ad libbed episode. There's little horror involved, other than listen to us struggle through discussions about Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey, Evil Knieval, and football. On the other hand, Jeff and I absolutely gush over the new Coen Brothers flick "No Country for Old Men", which has one of the most amazing villains ever to grace the movie screen.

So sit back and enjoy a special grab bag episode of the Splattercast. Everything is fair game. We'll be back next week with a special Christmas themed horror episode. Until then, you'll have to settle with ramblings of unprepared podcasters! </description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>No Horror For Young Men....but rather politics, and sports, and Evil Knieval....</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Splattercast #56 is an unusual episode. Originally, we were going to review Dog Soldiers and talk about werewolf flicks. Sadly, due to a family tragedy, we were unable to get the whole gang together. So, Jeff, Steve, myself and Deejay (who shows up half way through the damn episode) decide to do a completely ad libbed episode. There's little horror involved, other than listen to us struggle through discussions about Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey, Evil Knieval, and football. On the other hand, Jeff and I absolutely gush over the new Coen Brothers flick "No Country for Old Men", which has one of the most amazing villains ever to grace the movie screen.

So sit back and enjoy a special grab bag episode of the Splattercast. Everything is fair game. We'll be back next week with a special Christmas themed horror episode. Until then, you'll have to settle with ramblings of unprepared podcasters! </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:11:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #55</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=55</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast55.mp3</guid>
<description>We've got a super sized theme episode this week that is all about zombies! We review a ton of crappy low-budget zombie movies, give an overview of zombie cinematic history, and delve into all kinds of topics about zombies. So take some time from eating brains to listen to everything you ever wanted to know about zombies!</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Zombies have attacked the Splattercast and they are here to eat our Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss! </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We've got a super sized theme episode this week that is all about zombies! We review a ton of crappy low-budget zombie movies, give an overview of zombie cinematic history, and delve into all kinds of topics about zombies. So take some time from eating brains to listen to everything you ever wanted to know about zombies!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:22:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #54</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=54</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast54.mp3</guid>
<description>The fellas give some updates on the continuing saga of The Grand Horror and review The Mist, then they talk a bit about their favorite Stephen King movies and run down the week's DVD releases. Plus, Deejay's there in person this time! Bonus!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Get pissed about The Mist</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The fellas give some updates on the continuing saga of The Grand Horror and review The Mist, then they talk a bit about their favorite Stephen King movies and run down the week's DVD releases. Plus, Deejay's there in person this time! Bonus!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:57:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #53</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=53</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast53.mp3</guid>
<description>For this pre-Thanksgiving episode of the Splattercast, Steve chose the worst-rated movie he could find: the 1995 Corey Feldman vehicle Voodoo. The crew ends up with some conflicting opinions and, ironically, our conferencing software kicks Steve off the call so he wasn't able to share his thoughts on the film. Has someone put a voodoo curse on Steve? We then discuss online movie renting versus traditional brick-and-mortar rental stores, Mat reads chapter 6 of our original fiction series and we run down the week's DVD releases. Download this episode and play it in the background at your family's Thanksgiving dinner.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Corey Feldman joins the lamest frat ever.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>For this pre-Thanksgiving episode of the Splattercast, Steve chose the worst-rated movie he could find: the 1995 Corey Feldman vehicle Voodoo. The crew ends up with some conflicting opinions and, ironically, our conferencing software kicks Steve off the call so he wasn't able to share his thoughts on the film. Has someone put a voodoo curse on Steve? We then discuss online movie renting versus traditional brick-and-mortar rental stores, Mat reads chapter 6 of our original fiction series and we run down the week's DVD releases. Download this episode and play it in the background at your family's Thanksgiving dinner.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:56:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #52</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=52</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast52.mp3</guid>
<description>Get the giggles with your pals at Dead Lantern as we watch the 1959 Hammer remake of The Mummy starring genre greats Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. We also talk a little about the Hollywood writers' strike and Mat administers a quiz on the ten basic building blocks of a successful friendship (we all fail). Listen to this episode or we'll import a cursed mummy from Egypt and send him over to break your windows!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>What's so funny about The Mummy?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Get the giggles with your pals at Dead Lantern as we watch the 1959 Hammer remake of The Mummy starring genre greats Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. We also talk a little about the Hollywood writers' strike and Mat administers a quiz on the ten basic building blocks of a successful friendship (we all fail). Listen to this episode or we'll import a cursed mummy from Egypt and send him over to break your windows!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:49:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #51</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=51</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast51.mp3</guid>
<description>Prepare yourselves for what is probably the most offensive Splattercast ever. Things start off innocently enough with reviews of recent theatrical releases 30 Days of Night and Saw IV, followed by a review of the controversial new video game Manhunt 2. Then the show spirals out of control as the crew discusses Mat's new pen pal, Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke. Finke has been taking cheap shots at horror fans and the Dead Lantern crew isn't going to take it lying down. We're not afraid to pick on a girl!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>All aboard the Finke express, choo choo!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Prepare yourselves for what is probably the most offensive Splattercast ever. Things start off innocently enough with reviews of recent theatrical releases 30 Days of Night and Saw IV, followed by a review of the controversial new video game Manhunt 2. Then the show spirals out of control as the crew discusses Mat's new pen pal, Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke. Finke has been taking cheap shots at horror fans and the Dead Lantern crew isn't going to take it lying down. We're not afraid to pick on a girl!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:07:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #50</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=50</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast50.mp3</guid>
<description>Our milestone 50th episode is our longest show ever, clocking it at almost two huge hours. Mat does a very interesting interview with German director Uwe Boll. We review several of Boll's movies, including House of the Dead, BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark and discuss whether they really are as bad as we'd been led to believe. We wrap it up with some very nice listener e-mail and give away some chintzy prizes. Can you make it through this Bollstravaganza in one sitting?</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Uwe Boll grants us a great interview as we celebrate our 50th episode.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our milestone 50th episode is our longest show ever, clocking it at almost two huge hours. Mat does a very interesting interview with German director Uwe Boll. We review several of Boll's movies, including House of the Dead, BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark and discuss whether they really are as bad as we'd been led to believe. We wrap it up with some very nice listener e-mail and give away some chintzy prizes. Can you make it through this Bollstravaganza in one sitting?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:56:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #49</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=49</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast49.mp3</guid>
<description>This week we have our first ever on-air interview with Nick Downs of the Paranormal L.I.G.H.T.S. investigation team, we spotlight a horror western called Dead Noon, and we review another stellar review selection by Steve: I, Madman.

This episode is only to whet your appetite for what is coming next week with episode number 50...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>We talk paranormal investigations, horror westerns and I, Madman</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week we have our first ever on-air interview with Nick Downs of the Paranormal L.I.G.H.T.S. investigation team, we spotlight a horror western called Dead Noon, and we review another stellar review selection by Steve: I, Madman.

This episode is only to whet your appetite for what is coming next week with episode number 50...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:02:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #48</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=48</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/Splattercast48.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, Deejay gets drunk on Road Dog, we eschew the movie review in favor of a report on our local haunted house, we spotlight the indie flick "In the Blood", and we bring back the insanely popular segment "Splatterpiece Theatre". Deejay also writes Chapter 5 of our audio book "The Disease of Death". Partake in the festivities, won't you?</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Steve and Mat get too close in a local haunted house, Deejay drinks some Road Dog, Brady plays some Halo, and Jeff laments his Fantasy Football team</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, Deejay gets drunk on Road Dog, we eschew the movie review in favor of a report on our local haunted house, we spotlight the indie flick "In the Blood", and we bring back the insanely popular segment "Splatterpiece Theatre". Deejay also writes Chapter 5 of our audio book "The Disease of Death". Partake in the festivities, won't you?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:12:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #47</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=47</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast47.mp3</guid>
<description>The Dead Lantern homies chat a little bit about Columbus Day and then launch into a review of the two infamous Troll movies. Troll 2 is pretty much a textbook example of a movie that is "so bad it's good". We reminisce about the amazing PC horror game Phantasmagoria and run down the week's DVD releases. Remember kids, "Nilbog" is just "Goblin" spelled backwards.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Celebrate Columbus Day with a double-decker bologna sandwich!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Dead Lantern homies chat a little bit about Columbus Day and then launch into a review of the two infamous Troll movies. Troll 2 is pretty much a textbook example of a movie that is "so bad it's good". We reminisce about the amazing PC horror game Phantasmagoria and run down the week's DVD releases. Remember kids, "Nilbog" is just "Goblin" spelled backwards.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:06:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #46</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=46</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast46.mp3</guid>
<description>After discussing men's room etiquette, we read the new chapter in our original fiction series The Disease of Death. Then we review the South Korean slasher flick Bloody Reunion and reminisce for entirely too long about our favorite horror video games. In fact, the gaming talk goes on for so long that we decide to continue the discussion in a future episode.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A bloody Korean slasher and lots of love for horror video games.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>After discussing men's room etiquette, we read the new chapter in our original fiction series The Disease of Death. Then we review the South Korean slasher flick Bloody Reunion and reminisce for entirely too long about our favorite horror video games. In fact, the gaming talk goes on for so long that we decide to continue the discussion in a future episode.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:18:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #45</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=45</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast45.mp3</guid>
<description>The crew reviews Resident Evil 3, a film that somehow manages to make Milla Jovovich unappealing. Also reviewed is The Ghoul, a film that somehow manages to make Boris Karloff unappealing. The show isn't a total bummer, however, as several interesting upcoming horror movies are discussed.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A crummy new movie and a boring old movie, it's a double helping of horror disappointment!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The crew reviews Resident Evil 3, a film that somehow manages to make Milla Jovovich unappealing. Also reviewed is The Ghoul, a film that somehow manages to make Boris Karloff unappealing. The show isn't a total bummer, however, as several interesting upcoming horror movies are discussed.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:05:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #44</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=44</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast44.mp3</guid>
<description>The crew expands their horizons by watching the wonderfully wacky At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul by Brazilian horror icon Coffin Joe.  The man vs. nature sub-genre is discussed and everyone agrees that Fay Wray was pretty hot back in the day.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>At midnight we'll take your soul!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The crew expands their horizons by watching the wonderfully wacky At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul by Brazilian horror icon Coffin Joe.  The man vs. nature sub-genre is discussed and everyone agrees that Fay Wray was pretty hot back in the day.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:11:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #43</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=43</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast43.mp3</guid>
<description>Spooky, Brady, and Steve skip the cast this week because of prior commitments but Deejay makes up for it with some live guitar from a Holiday Inn somewhere in Montana. This week, we discuss whether or not horror magazines like Fangoria and Rue Morgue are necessary, Jeff reads Chapter 3 of "The Disease of Death" and does a solo review of Supercroc and we go over the zillion dvd releases for September 11th. And hey, we finally get a show under an hour in length!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Are horror magazines worth the price and Deejay's Montana Holiday Inn Jamboree</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Spooky, Brady, and Steve skip the cast this week because of prior commitments but Deejay makes up for it with some live guitar from a Holiday Inn somewhere in Montana. This week, we discuss whether or not horror magazines like Fangoria and Rue Morgue are necessary, Jeff reads Chapter 3 of "The Disease of Death" and does a solo review of Supercroc and we go over the zillion dvd releases for September 11th. And hey, we finally get a show under an hour in length!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:56:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #42</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=42</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast42.mp3</guid>
<description>We have a special super sized Splattercast for you this week as we run  run through the first 8 Halloween films and then go into a massive dissection of Rob Zombie's brutally awful remake. We also read Chapter 2 of The Disease of Death. Hopefully you can make it through 93 minutes of anger filled Splattercast fun.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The guys hit the bottle early after watching a matinee of Rob Zombie's Halloween craptacular</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We have a special super sized Splattercast for you this week as we run  run through the first 8 Halloween films and then go into a massive dissection of Rob Zombie's brutally awful remake. We also read Chapter 2 of The Disease of Death. Hopefully you can make it through 93 minutes of anger filled Splattercast fun.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:33:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #41</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=41</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast41.mp3</guid>
<description>We do the world a great service by watching Steve Sessions' atrocious Dead Clowns.  Learn from our mistake, dear listeners and never, ever watch this movie!  Don't watch it as a goof, don't watch it because you like Debbie Rochon.  Don't watch it under any circumstances!  Liberate tutemae ex inferis!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The worst movie ever made. Seriously.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We do the world a great service by watching Steve Sessions' atrocious Dead Clowns.  Learn from our mistake, dear listeners and never, ever watch this movie!  Don't watch it as a goof, don't watch it because you like Debbie Rochon.  Don't watch it under any circumstances!  Liberate tutemae ex inferis!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:05:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #40</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=40</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast40.mp3</guid>
<description>It's our 40th episode, but we can't manage to get too excited about watching the early 80s slasher The House on Sorority Row.  We play off the 4 theme and dick around with some fun facts from various part 4 horror sequels. Jeff and Steve agree that Hellraiser 4 is rad, and Mat refuses to play film geek and tell our listeners who Alan Smithee is.  Check out this extra-grumpy episode of the Splattercast!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The House on Bore-ority Row</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It's our 40th episode, but we can't manage to get too excited about watching the early 80s slasher The House on Sorority Row.  We play off the 4 theme and dick around with some fun facts from various part 4 horror sequels. Jeff and Steve agree that Hellraiser 4 is rad, and Mat refuses to play film geek and tell our listeners who Alan Smithee is.  Check out this extra-grumpy episode of the Splattercast!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:54:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #39</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=39</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast39.mp3</guid>
<description>Spooky is still putting the finishing touches on his torture/audio chamber so the guys get together via Skype one more time. This week, we go over a bunch of news and cream ourselves over the awesomeness of Boris Karloff killing Bela Lugosi. As always, we go over the dvd releases and give you some grand horror jokes to tell your mothers.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Cute puppies are hit with shovels as we review The Body Snatcher</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Spooky is still putting the finishing touches on his torture/audio chamber so the guys get together via Skype one more time. This week, we go over a bunch of news and cream ourselves over the awesomeness of Boris Karloff killing Bela Lugosi. As always, we go over the dvd releases and give you some grand horror jokes to tell your mothers.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:08:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #38</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=38</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast38a.mp3</guid>
<description>This is a super long episode, but hopefully it'll be worth it.  This week we review the horror flick Popcorn, spotlight the indie flick Night of the Living Jews, we have an in-depth discussion about whether or not Resident Evil 5 is really racist or not, and we give you all a special 7 minute behind-the-scenes segment of what really occurs when the horror stops.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Popcorn, Zombie Jews, and is Resident Evil 5 racist?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This is a super long episode, but hopefully it'll be worth it.  This week we review the horror flick Popcorn, spotlight the indie flick Night of the Living Jews, we have an in-depth discussion about whether or not Resident Evil 5 is really racist or not, and we give you all a special 7 minute behind-the-scenes segment of what really occurs when the horror stops.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:24:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #37</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=37</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast37.mp3</guid>
<description>After going over some listener feedback from episode #36's Friday the 13th debate, we review Peter Medak's excellent haunted house flick The Changeling.  Then an e-mail from one of the stars of Carnosaur 2 (who's a great sport) kicks off a discussion on keeping our reviews honest even if they might rub some people the wrong way.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>We review a very classy film for a change... and the clown car was never recovered.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>After going over some listener feedback from episode #36's Friday the 13th debate, we review Peter Medak's excellent haunted house flick The Changeling.  Then an e-mail from one of the stars of Carnosaur 2 (who's a great sport) kicks off a discussion on keeping our reviews honest even if they might rub some people the wrong way.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:22:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #36</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=36</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast36.mp3</guid>
<description>We review the 1970s Japanese exploitation film Sex and Fury, an obvious influence on Tarantino's Kill Bill.  We also debate whether the original Friday the 13th deserves to be called a classic. Mat says "no way", while Jeff sticks up for Camp Crystal Lake.  Plus, another attempt at our budding Gorywood Squares trivia game.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A sexy and furious Splattercast featuring a Japanese exploitation flick and a contentious F13 debate.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We review the 1970s Japanese exploitation film Sex and Fury, an obvious influence on Tarantino's Kill Bill.  We also debate whether the original Friday the 13th deserves to be called a classic. Mat says "no way", while Jeff sticks up for Camp Crystal Lake.  Plus, another attempt at our budding Gorywood Squares trivia game.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:25:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #35</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=35</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast35.mp3</guid>
<description>We watch Microwave Massacre, a positively amazing film, although some of us appreciate it more than others.  We also try out some "Gorywood Squares" trivia, but that segment flounders a bit.  Plus, our audio engineer Spooky McPhee treats us to some fun sound bites with his haunted sampler!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>A gourmet splattercast courtesy of Microwave Massacre!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We watch Microwave Massacre, a positively amazing film, although some of us appreciate it more than others.  We also try out some "Gorywood Squares" trivia, but that segment flounders a bit.  Plus, our audio engineer Spooky McPhee treats us to some fun sound bites with his haunted sampler!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:09:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #34</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=34</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast34.mp3</guid>
<description>We watch another insanely awful movie, The Mummy Theme Park, but at least there are some naked chicks in it.  We also discuss Michael Bay's new Transformers movie, while Mat and Steve dream of getting together and making a Shia LaBeouf sandwich.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Transform and roll out to the Mummy Theme Park</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We watch another insanely awful movie, The Mummy Theme Park, but at least there are some naked chicks in it.  We also discuss Michael Bay's new Transformers movie, while Mat and Steve dream of getting together and making a Shia LaBeouf sandwich.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:54:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #33</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=33</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast33.mp3</guid>
<description>This week we give you another chance to win some free stuff with another installment of Splatterpiece Theatre. We also review the new Stephen King flick 1408 and tell you exactly why Eli Roth and Rob Zombie are retards for insisting that only R-Rated horror is any good.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>We check into room 1408 for some PG-13 vs. R Rated Horror discussion</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week we give you another chance to win some free stuff with another installment of Splatterpiece Theatre. We also review the new Stephen King flick 1408 and tell you exactly why Eli Roth and Rob Zombie are retards for insisting that only R-Rated horror is any good.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:02:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #32</title>
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<description>We round up some news on the controversial new video game Manhunt 2, watch Nacho (mmmm, nachos) Cerda's The Abandoned and discuss whether internet piracy really caused Hostel 2 to fail. Oh, and we bitch about the Fantastic Four movie a little bit, too.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Avast! Fly the Jolly Roger as the crew discusses (internet) piracy</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We round up some news on the controversial new video game Manhunt 2, watch Nacho (mmmm, nachos) Cerda's The Abandoned and discuss whether internet piracy really caused Hostel 2 to fail. Oh, and we bitch about the Fantastic Four movie a little bit, too.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:27:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #31</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=31</link>
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<description>Back to Spooky McPhee's underground laboratory to record this episode of the Splattercast.  We employ our hot thespian skills in our second installment of Splatterpiece Theatre, and Mat forces us to watch Drive-Thru because he thought it had a cool cover.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The worst Drive-Thru you've ever had</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Back to Spooky McPhee's underground laboratory to record this episode of the Splattercast.  We employ our hot thespian skills in our second installment of Splatterpiece Theatre, and Mat forces us to watch Drive-Thru because he thought it had a cool cover.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>0:59:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #30</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=30</link>
<guid>http://deadlantern.com/splattercast/Splattercast30a.mp3</guid>
<description>After a month away from the cast...we show our rust. We review Dust Devil (badly!), Bug, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. We also give out the hot DVD releases and spotlight the new indie flick Stalking Hand: A Scary Movie. This is a long episode. No music, no sound fx, no worth of any kind :) We apologize. We'll actually be prepared next week :)</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>a Bug is taken to World's End by a Dust Devil...and nobody listens</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>After a month away from the cast...we show our rust. We review Dust Devil (badly!), Bug, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. We also give out the hot DVD releases and spotlight the new indie flick Stalking Hand: A Scary Movie. This is a long episode. No music, no sound fx, no worth of any kind :) We apologize. We'll actually be prepared next week :)</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #29</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=29</link>
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<description>The gang meets up live and in person at Mat's new pad.  Splatterpiece Theater is unveiled, Carnosaur 2 is endured and Spider-Man 3 is dissected.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Carnosaur goes brokeback, and the great Spidey 3 debate rages on.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The gang meets up live and in person at Mat's new pad.  Splatterpiece Theater is unveiled, Carnosaur 2 is endured and Spider-Man 3 is dissected.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:08:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #28</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=28</link>
<guid>http://deadlantern.com/splattercast/splat28.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, we review Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre and The Host while Steve describes his man-crush on Tobey Maguire, we introduce a new LA correspondent (T.J. Roe), and we show much love to Daniel Boone. Get it while it's hot!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The Host, a Caprini Massacre, and love for Daniel Boone!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we review Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre and The Host while Steve describes his man-crush on Tobey Maguire, we introduce a new LA correspondent (T.J. Roe), and we show much love to Daniel Boone. Get it while it's hot!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>1:06:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #27</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=27</link>
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<description>Another long ass episode. But don't fret! This one is hilarious as we welcome Brady back to the cast as well as our newest member, Drunken Deejay. This week, we review Video Violence and Video Violence Part 2, get Brady and Jeff's reactions on Grindhouse and generally laugh a lot. Enjoy.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Video Violence and Drunken Deejay insults Stephen Hawking</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Another long ass episode. But don't fret! This one is hilarious as we welcome Brady back to the cast as well as our newest member, Drunken Deejay. This week, we review Video Violence and Video Violence Part 2, get Brady and Jeff's reactions on Grindhouse and generally laugh a lot. Enjoy.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:34:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #26</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=26</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast26.mp3</guid>
<description>This Splattercast is insanely long, mostly because we rant about censorship in film and the effects of violence on people. We also spend a little time reviewing Carnosaur and Alien Invasion Arizona.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's Carnosaurs vs. Aliens with some loving censorship talk thrown in for good measure</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This Splattercast is insanely long, mostly because we rant about censorship in film and the effects of violence on people. We also spend a little time reviewing Carnosaur and Alien Invasion Arizona.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:33:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #25</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=25</link>
<guid>http://deadlantern.com/splattercast/splat25a.mp3</guid>
<description>We finally return with a group cast this week. We're rusty, but we try to get the kinks out with a review of 3...Extremes II and Jeff gives away a free copy of Big Trouble in Little China. This is also Steve's Splattercast debut.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The group returns with Three...Extremes of boredom</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We finally return with a group cast this week. We're rusty, but we try to get the kinks out with a review of 3...Extremes II and Jeff gives away a free copy of Big Trouble in Little China. This is also Steve's Splattercast debut.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:05:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #24</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=24</link>
<guid>http://deadlantern.com/splattercast/splat24b.mp3</guid>
<description>MaT is solo on this one after the real Splattercast #24 died due to technical difficulties. This cast amounts to a recap of what was discussed between MaT and Steve. Reviews for Grindhouse, The Bone Snatcher, and Night of the Demons 2, a couple contests to win free DVD's including Horror Business and The Grand Horror. Listen, and be prepared to have lube handy.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Grindhouse and free DVD giveways. Lube required.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>MaT is solo on this one after the real Splattercast #24 died due to technical difficulties. This cast amounts to a recap of what was discussed between MaT and Steve. Reviews for Grindhouse, The Bone Snatcher, and Night of the Demons 2, a couple contests to win free DVD's including Horror Business and The Grand Horror. Listen, and be prepared to have lube handy.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:32:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #23</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=23</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast23.mp3</guid>
<description>The Splattercast goes to the movies as we review recent theatrical releases Ghost Rider>, 300, Dead Silence and The Hills Have Eyes 2 (that one blows).  Plus the usual news, DVD releases and a contest giveaway.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>The National Guard vs mutant hillbillies?  The hills are rolling their eyes!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Splattercast goes to the movies as we review recent theatrical releases Ghost Rider>, 300, Dead Silence and The Hills Have Eyes 2 (that one blows).  Plus the usual news, DVD releases and a contest giveaway.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:46:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #22</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=22</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast22.mp3</guid>
<description>A couple movies with creepy nuns, a slasher flick with a psycho priest, and a lot of ranting about how wrong Mat and Brady are about The Last Boyscout.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>You don't have to be Catholic to find nuns terrifying, but it helps.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A couple movies with creepy nuns, a slasher flick with a psycho priest, and a lot of ranting about how wrong Mat and Brady are about The Last Boyscout.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:44:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #21</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=21</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast21.mp3</guid>
<description>I have no idea what to say about this. We recorded this while completely drunk right before the commentary for The Grand Horror, therefore you get to hear a lot of discussion of nipples and boobs, with very little actual horror talk. Other highlights throughout this mess include a discussion on the best Presidential death, an appreciation for Scotch, an attempted serious discussion on the best horror videogames, and Carlin's LOUD voice. If you can sit through this, you are a better man than I.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Drunken debauchery, Ali's boobs, Scotch and horror videogames</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I have no idea what to say about this. We recorded this while completely drunk right before the commentary for The Grand Horror, therefore you get to hear a lot of discussion of nipples and boobs, with very little actual horror talk. Other highlights throughout this mess include a discussion on the best Presidential death, an appreciation for Scotch, an attempted serious discussion on the best horror videogames, and Carlin's LOUD voice. If you can sit through this, you are a better man than I.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:38:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #20</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=20</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast20.mp3</guid>
<description>A quickie Splattercast before the Christmas holiday.  We review a crummy movie, Satanic and go over a bunch of weak DVD releases.  Hey, cut us some slack: It's Christmas!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>'Twas the Splattercast before Christmas... and 'twas pretty weak.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A quickie Splattercast before the Christmas holiday.  We review a crummy movie, Satanic and go over a bunch of weak DVD releases.  Hey, cut us some slack: It's Christmas!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:30:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #19</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=19</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splat19.mp3</guid>
<description>This week I attempt a solo show after a 2 month absence. I review Kineto Shindo's Onibaba, talk about the upcoming Nintendo Wii survival horror game Necro-Nesia, and tell you why Israel joins OPEC. There's also a track by Failure thrown in for good measure.</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Wii survival horror, Onibaba, and Israel joins OPEC!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week I attempt a solo show after a 2 month absence. I review Kineto Shindo's Onibaba, talk about the upcoming Nintendo Wii survival horror game Necro-Nesia, and tell you why Israel joins OPEC. There's also a track by Failure thrown in for good measure.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:37:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #18</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=18</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/Splattercast-11-21-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>After slacking for a few weeks, the Splattercast is back with a new episode.  Check out reviews of Live Feed, The Last Broadcast and Salvage, along with the usual tomfoolery.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta review this Z-grade Hostel knock-off...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>After slacking for a few weeks, the Splattercast is back with a new episode.  Check out reviews of Live Feed, The Last Broadcast and Salvage, along with the usual tomfoolery.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:40:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #17</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=17</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/Splattercast-10-24-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>Clocking in at over an hour long, this Splattercast is bursting at the seams.  After some shameless plugging of Mat's debut feature The Grand Horror, we review Baby Blood, Calvaire, Imprint and Hard Candy.  Can you get through it all in one sitting?</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Shilling for The Grand Horror, and why you shouldn't chat with teen girls online.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Clocking in at over an hour long, this Splattercast is bursting at the seams.  After some shameless plugging of Mat's debut feature The Grand Horror, we review Baby Blood, Calvaire, Imprint and Hard Candy.  Can you get through it all in one sitting?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:10:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #16</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=16</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/Splattercast-10-17-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>Jeff reviews Fred Dekker's 80's cult faves Night of the Creeps and The Monster Squad as well as Wildstorm Comics' new A Nightmare on Elm Street series.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Much love for Fred Dekker.  Mummy came in my house!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Jeff reviews Fred Dekker's 80's cult faves Night of the Creeps and The Monster Squad as well as Wildstorm Comics' new A Nightmare on Elm Street series.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:24:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #15</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=15</link>
<guid>http://deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast15.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, we review Beyond the Wall of Sleep and The Hidden. We also spotlight a rockin' band named Deadsy and I tell you why you should buy a horror film that combines naked chicks with German Expressionism. Seriously.

ME GUSTA!</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Deadsy, Lovecraft, and El Charro. ME GUSTA!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we review Beyond the Wall of Sleep and The Hidden. We also spotlight a rockin' band named Deadsy and I tell you why you should buy a horror film that combines naked chicks with German Expressionism. Seriously.

ME GUSTA!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:39:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #14</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=14</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast14.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, we have a contest for free dvd's. Who can resist that? Listen for a chance to win Cinderella 2000 and Sinful. I review Bruce Campbell's Man With the Screaming Brain and Jeff reviews Evil Clutch. Listen, or else the Fornication Police will get you!</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Fornication Police, non-Screaming Brains, and Muffin Man Killers!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we have a contest for free dvd's. Who can resist that? Listen for a chance to win Cinderella 2000 and Sinful. I review Bruce Campbell's Man With the Screaming Brain and Jeff reviews Evil Clutch. Listen, or else the Fornication Police will get you!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:53:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Splattercast #13</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=13</link>
<guid>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/splattercast13.mp3</guid>
<description>This week is a learning experience as I attempt to do a solo show. And because of that, the show is short. I talk a little about the proposed prequel to The Thing, Steve gives a review of Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave, and I convince you to go out and buy Aunt Rose. Hopefully, I'll get better at this.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>When Zombies attend raves, viewer pain ensues...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week is a learning experience as I attempt to do a solo show. And because of that, the show is short. I talk a little about the proposed prequel to The Thing, Steve gives a review of Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave, and I convince you to go out and buy Aunt Rose. Hopefully, I'll get better at this.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:21:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #12</title>
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<description>Jeff slaves over his PC to deliver a solo show (well, Mat phones in a review) while the other crew members take it easy over the long weekend.  Reviews include the ultraviolent kung fu prison cheesefest Ricky Oh: The Story of Ricky, the gut-churningly gross serial killer flick Feed and the B-movie zaniness of Blood Tide.  Jeff also stumbles through an attempted review of Marvel Comics' new Ghost Rider ongoing series.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Kung fu prison riots, chubby chasers, and the delicate art of watermelon carving.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Jeff slaves over his PC to deliver a solo show (well, Mat phones in a review) while the other crew members take it easy over the long weekend.  Reviews include the ultraviolent kung fu prison cheesefest Ricky Oh: The Story of Ricky, the gut-churningly gross serial killer flick Feed and the B-movie zaniness of Blood Tide.  Jeff also stumbles through an attempted review of Marvel Comics' new Ghost Rider ongoing series.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:55:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #11</title>
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<description>This week, we start out angry because of the destruction of our indie flick Codename: ZSF and then lighten up as we review Jay Lee's The Slaughter, make up a discussion on the fly about "Snake Movies" and give you the awesome dvd releases for tomorrow...and semi explain just what the hell happened to Codename: ZSF.

Oh yeah, and my mom calls in to ask how my first day of school went :)</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Succubi, Motherly love, Snakes, and a debacle of epic proportions</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we start out angry because of the destruction of our indie flick Codename: ZSF and then lighten up as we review Jay Lee's The Slaughter, make up a discussion on the fly about "Snake Movies" and give you the awesome dvd releases for tomorrow...and semi explain just what the hell happened to Codename: ZSF.

Oh yeah, and my mom calls in to ask how my first day of school went :)</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:54:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #10</title>
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<description>This week we review John R. Hand's Frankenstein's Bloody Nightmare and Leif Jonker's Darkness: The Vampire Version and Stephen Hawking makes a special guest appearance telling you about technical difficulties.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Monster fist sex, Stephen Hawking, and vampires taking over Kansas</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week we review John R. Hand's Frankenstein's Bloody Nightmare and Leif Jonker's Darkness: The Vampire Version and Stephen Hawking makes a special guest appearance telling you about technical difficulties.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:57:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #9</title>
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<description>This week we have a famous guest, T.J. Roe, an extra in a ton of horror films. The man has seen it all. As you would assume, the interview makes this weeks cast a little long. We also spotlight the indie flick Risen and review Lucio Fulci's The House by the Cemetary.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Silly Bitch and crew talk with the one and only T.J. Roe</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week we have a famous guest, T.J. Roe, an extra in a ton of horror films. The man has seen it all. As you would assume, the interview makes this weeks cast a little long. We also spotlight the indie flick Risen and review Lucio Fulci's The House by the Cemetary.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:11:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #8</title>
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<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-07-31-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>We tell you who the winner of the 64 film horror tournament is and express our love for fried chicken, we review Dead Heat, spotlight the indie flick Barricade, and make you anticipate checking out Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>We dickholes love our fried chicken! Joe Piscapo?...not so much...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We tell you who the winner of the 64 film horror tournament is and express our love for fried chicken, we review Dead Heat, spotlight the indie flick Barricade, and make you anticipate checking out Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:47:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #7</title>
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<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-07-24-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>Back from our two week hiatus with a short show. We discuss our ongoing zombie flick Codename: ZSF, we spotlight indie flick Profane, we review Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero and we continue our discussion on the horror tournament as well as give the pertinent news and upcoming dvd releases.

Rock and Roll!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>There's no denying the bad ass-ness of Guitar Wolf</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Back from our two week hiatus with a short show. We discuss our ongoing zombie flick Codename: ZSF, we spotlight indie flick Profane, we review Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero and we continue our discussion on the horror tournament as well as give the pertinent news and upcoming dvd releases.

Rock and Roll!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:46:24</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #6</title>
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<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-07-10-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>An extra long show for your listening pleasure! We spotlight Charles Band's Evil Bong, Review William Castle's Homicidal, discuss the meaning of "Great" horror films, and give you the important news and upcoming DVD releases. Plus, we review two short films by Scott Goldberg. </description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>We love wheelchair bound mutes from Denmark</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>An extra long show for your listening pleasure! We spotlight Charles Band's Evil Bong, Review William Castle's Homicidal, discuss the meaning of "Great" horror films, and give you the important news and upcoming DVD releases. Plus, we review two short films by Scott Goldberg. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:19:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #5</title>
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<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-07-03-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>We review the excellent Holler Creek Canyon, Spotlight Troma's latest flick Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, discuss absolutely nothing, and give a definitive update on The Grand Horror.</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>When Bigfoot Attacks Horny Co-eds!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We review the excellent Holler Creek Canyon, Spotlight Troma's latest flick Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, discuss absolutely nothing, and give a definitive update on The Grand Horror.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:02:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #4</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=4</link>
<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-06-25-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>This week, we spotlight the indie flick Trail of the Screaming Forehead, we review Mario Bava's Black Sabbath, we discuss the merits of DVD extras and our hatred for the "double-dip" and I attempt to convince you to buy Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare.
</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Alien Foreheads attack!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This week, we spotlight the indie flick Trail of the Screaming Forehead, we review Mario Bava's Black Sabbath, we discuss the merits of DVD extras and our hatred for the "double-dip" and I attempt to convince you to buy Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare.
</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:03:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #3</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=3</link>
<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-06-19-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>Bring on the hate mail. This week we trash on Tobe Hooper's "Master" of horror credentials, we spotlight the indie feature Homesick starring Bill Mosely and Tiffany Shepis and review Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Tobe Hooper sucks. Yes, we said it.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bring on the hate mail. This week we trash on Tobe Hooper's "Master" of horror credentials, we spotlight the indie feature Homesick starring Bill Mosely and Tiffany Shepis and review Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:01:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #2</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=2</link>
<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-06-11-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>We discuss the plethora of re-make news including Halloween 9 and Battle Royale. Spotlight Indie Feature: The Slaughter, Review: Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper, and go into detail on the numerous re-makes currently in development.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>How do you pronounce Anthropophagus anyway?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We discuss the plethora of re-make news including Halloween 9 and Battle Royale. Spotlight Indie Feature: The Slaughter, Review: Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper, and go into detail on the numerous re-makes currently in development.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:44:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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<title>Splattercast #1</title>
<link>http://www.deadlantern.com/splattercast/index.php?splatepnum=1</link>
<guid>http://www.skyline-7.com/podcasts/Splattercast-06-04-2006.mp3</guid>
<description>Our first show in pure raw form. Not perfect, but we'll get better :) We talk about Rob Zombie directing Halloween 9, Spotlight Indie Feature: Holler Creek Canyon, Review: Cheerleader Camp, and we discuss trends and themes in our current 64 Film Horror Tournament.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:00:00 CST</pubDate>

<itunes:author>The Dead Lantern Crew</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Dead Lantern's inaugural Splattercast.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our first show in pure raw form. Not perfect, but we'll get better :) We talk about Rob Zombie directing Halloween 9, Spotlight Indie Feature: Holler Creek Canyon, Review: Cheerleader Camp, and we discuss trends and themes in our current 64 Film Horror Tournament.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:57:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>horror, dead lantern, splattercast</itunes:keywords>
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